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Bargo the Bikdip is the main character of the Bargo the Bikdip series. In Bikdip's Adventure, Bargo is a hero tasked with rescuing Princess Zelda and saving Hyrule from Ganon, who has kidnapped Zelda in an effort to seize the Triforce. To prevent Ganon from achieving his goal, Zelda divided her Triforce of Wisdom into eight fragments and scattered them throughout Hyrule. Bargo must travel across Northern Hyrule, locating each fragment before ultimately facing Ganon in his lair.
Bargo the Bikdip
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A good number of years ago, about fifteen or so, I found myself on a strange adventure. That was nothing new for me, but this was different, from the kind I had with my old companions. One day I suddenly appeared in a new and unfamiliar land, and had to fight my way through confusing landscapes and deadly dungeons. Some poorly designed ones, at that. At the end of it all, I defeated Ganon, the so-called "Evil King" who had kidnapped Princess Zelda ... not that I had even heard of her before this. At the last minute though, Ganon used his remaining strength to freeze Zelda and knock me out, forcing me to start the entire process over again. Oh, and there was this evil clone of me, Bikdark, involved somehow. Never did find out his deal, but I beat him too. I didn't know about any of this at the time, but apparently the reason I was sent to this world was because the usual chosen hero, Link, was unavailable at the time. Sometime before I got there, his brother Mitch got kidnapped by Ganon as a way to distract Link and lead him on a pointless quest for a while. Nobody was sure what happened to Link, or Mitch, for that matter, after that. They just sort of vanished. It's also worth pointing out that each of these quests had a common theme. There was always something... not quite right. A location that didn't quite make sense. And not in the "puzzle with a stupid solution" way, more like reality having a stroke and, well, glitching out. But like I said, that was years ago. After saving Zelda for the second time, the power of the complete Triforce (some magic power, don't ask me) was able to send Granpappy and me back home. Oh yeah, Granpappy was there for the end of it. Kind of a long story. You can blame the Triforce for that too. But the point is, it had been years since all that happened, and my adventures were over. ... Or so I thought.
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~ Bargo's dialogue to the introduction of Bikdip's Adventure 3
General Description:
Bargo is a Bikdip, a peculiar creature notable for its spherical body shape and minimal features. Despite being referred to by its first evolutionary name, it represents the final stage of its line.
Facial Features:
Its most defining trait is the presence of three evenly spaced eyes across its round face, giving it an unusual and somewhat whimsical look. The simple, circular design of its body makes its eyes the primary point of focus.
Clothing/Outfit:
Bargo does not wear clothing or accessories, relying entirely on its natural form to express its identity.
Special Features:
The three-eye arrangement is its signature trait, distinguishing it from other creatures. Its simple, emblematic smile adds to its playful and quirky presence.
Alternate Forms/Disguises:
In Bikdip's Adventure, Bargo's base design has green eyes instead of white, when wearing the blue ring, his eyes glow blue and when wearing the red ring, his eyes turn red.
Personality
Nonchalant: Bargo's personality is very nonchalant to things, usually just accepting the situation or taking most things calmly.
Adventurous Spirit: Bargo has a natural drive for exploration, often finding himself thrown into strange lands and dangerous quests. In the first original story, he starts off going on a journey.
Sarcastic: Bargo has a very sarcastic attitude to things, having a sharp eye for inconsistencies, frequently noting when something feels “off” about his surroundings.
Resilient under Pressure: Despite being forced to repeat trials after setbacks, such as Ganon’s final act of freezing Zelda, Bargo demonstrates determination and the ability to push forward without giving up. Bikdark even notes that Bargo possesses a strong will.
Reluctant Hero: Unlike the destined champion Link, Bargo was chosen by circumstance rather than prophecy. He acknowledges this role with a mix of humility and dry humor.
Goals
In Bikdip's Adventure
Save Hyrule (Succeeded).
Return Back Home (Succeeded).
General Information
Name: Bargo the Bikdip
Other Names:Bagel (Went to the name changer to get his name changed to this[1]), Link[2] (Due to the coding making it impossible to have Zelda change the name she uses)
Origin: Bargo the Bikdip
First Appearance: Bargo the Bikdip
Creator:BikdipOnABus (Otherwise known as Jish/Josh)
Bargo the Bikdip Triology:Chaotic (Throughout most of the events of the Bargo the Bikdip triology, Bargo and his friends mostly do whatever, whether it be helping people, breaking the law, killing random innocents, fighting gym leaders, etcetera)
Eye beams shot out of Bargo's three eyes that can hit a different part of an opponent's body or multiple opponents.
Extremely Evil Stare
A state that makes one's consciousness leave them.
Eat&Crap
Bargo eats and digests his opponent and then craps them out.
Other
Standard Tactics
Bargo the Bikdip Trilogy: In the Bargo the Bikdip Triology, Bargo utilizes rolling and its eye beams along with eating and digesting for combating opponents, it will also use it's surroundings to create traps.
Bikdip's Adventure: In the Bikdip's Adventure series, Bargo fights more akin to Link from the NES Zelda title, where he will use his sword and the item that best fits the situation.
Strange Creatures (abbreviated as SCs) are fictional beings featured prominently in the Bargo the Bikdip series. They serve as a parody of Pokémon and were mainly created by BikdipOnABus and Green Lantern, though a small number were designed by other contributors. While many Strange Creatures appear directly within the stories, some are only referenced in supplementary sources.
Strange Creatures inhabit a realm called SC World (sometimes written as SC-World), which consists of various regions including Karto and Mango. Unlike Pokémon, most SCs are capable of speech and exhibit less animalistic traits. The existence and role of humans in SC World are ambiguous, with differing portrayals across the series. In Bargo the Bikdip, humans are shown capturing and training Strange Creatures using devices called SC-Cubes, resembling Pokémon trainers. In contrast, Bargo the Bikdip Returns suggests that humans reside on Earth, depicted as a moon of SC World, with Bargo himself expressing surprise at encountering a human capable of capturing him.
Many Strange Creatures possess the ability to evolve into or from other SCs, and typically each creature knows a variety of moves that it employs in battles.
Bargo
Bargo is a Strange Creature initially mentioned in Bargo the Bikdip and first appearing in Bargo the Bikdip: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
Bikdip is a peculiar species first appearing in Bargo the Bikdip.
It evolves from Garbo when consumed and later transforms into Conor after using the 3-D lemonade. Conor can then evolve into Cubon by defeating Spherio, which in turn becomes Spherio through implosion. Bikdip is regarded as a further developed form of Bargo.
Notable members of this species are said to include Grandpappy Bikdip (potentially) and Bikdark (potentially). Bargo himself took the form of a Bikdip during Bargo the Bikdip and much of Bargo the Bikdip Returns.
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 28 "Bargo used some triple eye beams on the...thing and the sheet ripped off. It was a Strong Bad. (new SC, it is a complete copy of the character of the same name at homestarrunner.com) It used its big 'ol boxing gloves to attack Bargo in the FOURTH dimension, which made the whole gym disappear for no reason at all. They both fell in a pit, and Strong Bad complained and said "holy crap" the whole time. When they reached the bottom, Bargo used Faore's Wind (somehow) to teleport to the top. The gym came back somehow, and Strong Bad never came back up. The big guy, whose name was Ben Dover, cryed and sent out the next SC, Weaklo, which died immediatly. Then he only had one SC left. He sent it out, and it was a Shmihikihshmih. Bargo left to go to a name changer, and get his name changed to Bagel. He came back, and with his new name, was ready to fight."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 1 "the "human," as they were called, looked at Bargo, then walked away. Bargo got out of the annoying net and explored a little. then he found a small door , went through it, and found it eventually led outside of the machine. he waved an imaginary hand to it as it blasted off. then he went back to his camp with the new items he found. the piece of glass and the device he took while escaping from the space machine would be enough to repair his rocket! he installed them, tested the angine, found it worked, and gathered his belongings. he took a final, long look at the only home he had had for the past year. he was a little sad to go, but he knew it was for the better. he started up the engines, counted down and blasted off back towards SC-World and Karto."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 1 "the "human," as they were called, looked at Bargo, then walked away. Bargo got out of the annoying net and explored a little. then he found a small door , went through it, and found it eventually led outside of the machine. he waved an imaginary hand to it as it blasted off. then he went back to his camp with the new items he found. the piece of glass and the device he took while escaping from the space machine would be enough to repair his rocket! he installed them, tested the angine, found it worked, and gathered his belongings. he took a final, long look at the only home he had had for the past year. he was a little sad to go, but he knew it was for the better. he started up the engines, counted down and blasted off back towards SC-World and Karto."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter One "Yay. Now that that is settled, let me please introduce the characters. Bargo is a Bikdip, the final evolution of Bargo. For some reason it's name in this story is it's first form. Ask GreenLantern."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter # "With their new Block badge, the four Strange Creatures decided they would become trainers of themselves and travel Karto, gathering the badges."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter One "Yay. Now that that is settled, let me please introduce the characters. Bargo is a Bikdip, the final evolution of Bargo. For some reason it's name in this story is it's first form. Ask GreenLantern."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 22 "The car exploded and they went flying away into a BIG BOX. The box sucked into itself and since they imploded, Bargo evolved into a Spherio! (that was quick) They all got a rainbow full of experience points and got about one...........bone...........stronger. ThEy theN Felt thAT THey COuLd TaKe on thE Gym LeAder."
↑Bargo the Bikdip: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut "Bargo, although a bit sad that he did not kill Giordelli, pursues his life-long dream of becoming a Pizza Delivery Boy. He delivers pizzas to such people as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Unibomber. He seeks out a good psychiatrist and finds one, and he receives therapy for THE REST OF HIS LIFE."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter One "Bargo wakes up in a large field. he glances around to see the grass stretching for miles, slowly rippling in the wind. He feels groggy and injured. he notices the bruises all over him, but he cannot remember what they are from. in fact, he cannot remember anything at all, other than a vague face half in shadow. he feels well enough to get up. he does so slowly, wincing from pain. he looks out and there seems to be nothing but field for as far as he can see. he starts to walk. it takes him five days to reach anything of importance, but all it is is a country dirt road. he decides that since the grass will probably never end, he will take the road. he travels on it for two weeks, occasionally taking a random pick of a side in a fork in the road. he finally reaches something resembling civiliztion. it's a dilapidated old farm house by a pen with some Circus Dogs and Kibs. he heads to the dorr and knocks. a small panel in the middle of the door opens and the barrels of a shotgun come out. after a minute, they are taken back in and a head pokes out. it looks around to see what made the noise, and finally sees Bargo on the step. he jumps a little. "What the Pokemaster Ian are you??" there is too much dirt in his throat to respond. "Well you better come in then," the old farmer says. he closes the panel and opens the door. he picks up Bargo and carefully takes him inside, then places him on the soft couch with a blanket over him. "we'll need ta get ya washed up sometime, but you rest now, ya hear?" he says. Bargo nods, but immediately falls to sleep."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 24 "After that strange experience, they were all funked out and sort of hibernated. They all awoke about 3 months later, when they realised that they were all starving to death. They went to the closest Quicky Mart and pretty much ate all the food in the entire store. However, none of them had any money at all. The police came rushing down to the store and grabbed them, handcuffed the ones that had hands, and tranquilized the others. They all were thrown into a prison cell at the local Mango jail. Lets see.... the door was locked, windows barred, security cameras watching their every move, fire alarm.... Wait a second, what the heck was that doing there? Ian pulled it, and the floor opened up, which tossed them all through a tunnel thing. It buried through the whole town and then a ladder led back up somewhere. They climbed it and found themselves in what looked like a preschool. There were SC's everywhere, climbing things, eating feces, and driving eachother insane. A really, REALLY big baby walked up to them al said "hewwo dare, my name is Billah. I'm da gym weader here." Then, they saw a display in front of the window, with a fake SWC getting blasted with a laser and dying."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 1 "the "human," as they were called, looked at Bargo, then walked away. Bargo got out of the annoying net and explored a little. then he found a small door , went through it, and found it eventually led outside of the machine. he waved an imaginary hand to it as it blasted off. then he went back to his camp with the new items he found. the piece of glass and the device he took while escaping from the space machine would be enough to repair his rocket! he installed them, tested the angine, found it worked, and gathered his belongings. he took a final, long look at the only home he had had for the past year. he was a little sad to go, but he knew it was for the better. he started up the engines, counted down and blasted off back towards SC-World and Karto."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter One "Yay. Now that that is settled, let me please introduce the characters. Bargo is a Bikdip, the final evolution of Bargo. For some reason it's name in this story is it's first form. Ask GreenLantern. It is a round thing with 3 eyes. "
↑Bargo the Bikdip: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Chapter 53: -The Once and Final Chapter- "In the building, they noticed some freaky-style posters on the wall, showing pictures of posters. They disregarded these as well and continued...on...down...the way... “Monsieur Giordelli will be here in a moment. Please, make yourselves at home. The fridge is over there.” The random butler said. They took some beers from the fridge, unzipped their pants, and sat on some poofy couches. “Oh man, somebody spiked the beer...” Junspinar said. Bargo replied, “Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.” “But you aren’t wearing any pants.” HADHAD said. “Oh...........right.” Suddenly, there was a poof of light that said “poof” in a monotone voice. There was a short Hispanic man wearing a cape standing there, and he was coughing from the light poof. “I AM *cough* GIORDE*cough*LLI*cough cough cough*.”"
↑Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "So the companions left (or tried to) the town and Mr. Trout died. he was replaced by Mr. Pants, his boss. the Companions were having some trouble. first of all, they had to find Bargo. second, they had to somehow get Explosion back, and Yukronsky wasnt willing to be beaten again. they found a çå†, but this did not help. after 100² years, they found Bargo. he was of course far gone. so they fed him the çå† and he revived. this also brought them back in time to the moment 5 minutes after they had left. a lightning bolt hit a tree and it exploded. thus their friend Explosion was back. as Bargo was walking (yes, walking) along, he saw a rock. he picked it up. it was a dark greenish color, and it had a strange marking sort of like this: œ. he decided the rock was strange enough to keep for a while, so he pocketed it. as the companions were traveling (yes, traveling) beside a river, Junspinar spotted a ð on the river bottom. since Junspinar loved ðs, he couldnt resist and had to go get it. he jumped into the river and dove down to the bottom to get it. he brought it back up to the surface and layed the ð on the shore. he got out of the water, spun off, and chowed down on the ð. when he was finally done, he noticed all the companions were gone. he began to walk when a hole opened up and a very exhausted-looking companions came out, all except for Junspinar. they went over to him, grabbed him, and continued on.(if you do not get what happened, the companions realized they didnt have Junspinar much later, so then they went and after a week they finally found a thing to take them back in time to get Junspinar and continue on their journey.)"
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Bargo, bleeding out of 2 eyes, yelled out to his teammates, but they were long gone. He fought and fought to escape from the bottom of the giant thing. Inch by inch, he slowly escaped. CRACK! Bargo's nonexistant arm just broke off. A perfectly round wound was dripping blood and green crap all over the firey ground. The fire was closing in. He only had a few more seconds before it would come. The fire was advancing, and Bargo could not escape. It was here now. The firey fire engulfed the giant thing on Bargo, and Bargo managed to escape. The fire was burning him. Since when Bargo became a him, I don't know. he just is. ONOMATOPOEIA! a block of ice landed in the fire, and melted. The water from it was enough to put out the fire. However, the ghost from the fire combined with the ghost of the ice to create a wraith of unimaginable power. Bargo rolled out of that place as fast as he could. Rocks were obstructing the path everywhere. The wraith was slowly advancing. THWACK! He rolled right into a rock and shot at a 45 degree angle off the ground, and soared through the air. I would say he was flying, but he was really "falling, with style." (toy story ripoff). The wraith was falling behind, as Bargo managed to gain speed in midair. He landed in the water nearby. SPLOOSH! he splashed in the water, diectly onto a shark's fin. In pierced his already sore body, and almost his entire body was red with blood. The shark dived, with Bargo still stuck to it. The salty water sepped into his cuts and wounds and stung like hell. The blood attracted more sharks, and soon, 20 10-foot tiger sharks surrounded him. Still underwater, he was running out of air. SWISH! a sudden movement! A figure darted by, it looked oddly familiar. It was Granpappy Bikdip to the rescue! He somehow managed to fight off all 21 sharks, but ended up dying. His ghost will live within Bargo's heart forever, just like the spoon. He swam out of the water, almost dead. From sheer exaustion, he collapsed on the hard cold ground. THE NEXT DAY-AY-AY Bargo woke up with a fright. All of his wounds from the experience the day before were gone. He felt perfectly fine. A few feet ahead of him, he saw the happiest sight ever: All his companions were waiting for him at a place he had visited in his dreams: Disney World. (do NOT ASK! I'm warning you!) He asked why they didn't help him back in that awful place. HADHAD said: "what place? We took the shortcut." To his horror, a blatently obvious, peaceful looking path with beautiful butterflies and flowers was right next to the awful place he was at yesterday. Poor Bargo."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 1 "Bargo fell asleep as the unnamed SC world slipped over the horizon. It had been a year since his rocket landed on the red planet. One particularly intersting trait of Bargos is that they can survive on Mars (imagine that)."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 28 "Bargo used some triple eye beams on the...thing and the sheet ripped off. It was a Strong Bad. (new SC, it is a complete copy of the character of the same name at homestarrunner.com) It used its big 'ol boxing gloves to attack Bargo in the FOURTH dimension, which made the whole gym disappear for no reason at all. They both fell in a pit, and Strong Bad complained and said "holy crap" the whole time. When they reached the bottom, Bargo used Faore's Wind (somehow) to teleport to the top. The gym came back somehow, and Strong Bad never came back up. The big guy, whose name was Ben Dover, cryed and sent out the next SC, Weaklo, which died immediatly. Then he only had one SC left. He sent it out, and it was a Shmihikihshmih. Bargo left to go to a name changer, and get his name changed to Bagel. He came back, and with his new name, was ready to fight."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 28 "Bargo used some triple eye beams on the...thing and the sheet ripped off. It was a Strong Bad. (new SC, it is a complete copy of the character of the same name at homestarrunner.com) It used its big 'ol boxing gloves to attack Bargo in the FOURTH dimension, which made the whole gym disappear for no reason at all. They both fell in a pit, and Strong Bad complained and said "holy crap" the whole time. When they reached the bottom, Bargo used Faore's Wind (somehow) to teleport to the top. The gym came back somehow, and Strong Bad never came back up. The big guy, whose name was Ben Dover, cryed and sent out the next SC, Weaklo, which died immediatly. Then he only had one SC left. He sent it out, and it was a Shmihikihshmih. Bargo left to go to a name changer, and get his name changed to Bagel. He came back, and with his new name, was ready to fight."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 5 "Bargo leaped at Shmog'n and headbutted him, killing him. the scoreboard came down and two light went out on the frog's side and one went out on the companions's side. Bargo went and ate some crap to heal him as the next SC emerged from the cube. it was a Doofpo!"
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 15 "The Companions let Bargo go fight Diamond Object. it flew at him, but he ate it and sent it to another dimension from within him. this counted as beating him, so one of FF's seven lights went out. (Bargo had learned that trick on Mars, btw). next FF caustiosly sent out a Jordan. it threw a Fit as Bargo approached it. Bargo almost fainted from the noise. FF just stood there with his arms crossed and earplugs in his ears. Jordan started fake crying and hitting Bargo in his tantrum. the whole thing made Bargo unable to block. but then Jordan passed out from yelling and stuff so much. Bargo tried some ABLE Juices, but they didn't really help other than with the pain. he had to wait until he could kind of hear some things. then he bit Jordan. this just caused Jordan to wake up and get really mad. he started throwing things at Bargo, and then when he was tired, he vomited all over Bargo and in his mouth. then he poked Bargo in the eyes as he tried to get the crap off him somehow. Bargo fell over in all this disgusting pain. then as Jordan started to suck on him with that stupid mouth, Bargo thought, "screw it" and swallowed the puke and sent it to the dimension with DO in it."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Suddenly, they all fell in a hole. they fell down for one million seconds, then fell back up. ... . then the dead PI morphed into a Lump of Cheese, and Bargo foolishly ate him. then Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died. *flash!* They were falling again."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They exchanged this until Kirby shot out a x56 beam, and It exploded immediatly. This blew up the gym and started a strange flashing sequence. Time went back a few minutes, before the battle started. This time, Hairika sent out Atmobob. Bargo went up to fight it. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Kib made a flashing sequence appear and travelled back to the alternate dimension where there was an Atmobob. Bargo died, and Yukronsky this time dodged the ChIpMuNk and ice beamed the Atmobob. Atmobob started a Dark Night, which made the whole room go dark. When it became light again, the battle continued."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 29 "Shmihihkishmih started rolling over in mid air for no reason. then Bagel just smiled at it really big and it froze. then he started headbutting it until he beat the stupid lump out of its side. then it unfroze and flew into the air. probably the first Shmihihkishmih to enjoy the joys of flying correctly, it flew around for a while until it ran out of whatever it regularly inhales and crashed to the ground. then Ben Dover took out an inhaler, took the little cartridge out of it and filled it with this blueish-green goo crap. then he put it back and usedit on Shmi...ih. it sprang back into the air, ready to fight. Bagel used Extremely Evil Stare as it was swooping down on him. it left consciousness and the momentum carried him to still hit Bagel. for some reason, this was really powerful and killed Bagel. Pokemaster Ian went forward and farted on Shmihihkishmih, knocking him out. then he withdrew and HADHAD kicked it and it died....Ben Dover bent over and took a badge out of his pants. Bagel took it in a bag because he was scared. They had they're second Mango League Gym Badge *makes the peace sign*"
↑Bargo the Bikdip "as Explosion was moving along, he noticed a bird diving to the ground and then making a sqwaking noise and dissappearing. he went over to investigate. on his way there, he emploded, and this being impossible he glowded and evolved into Black Hole. barely noticing the difference, BH continued on his investigation. he found an Implosion lurking in a corner. even though he was one of his own, BH was furious. he yelled many things (mostly bad) at the Implosion before challenging him to a battle. Implosion, eager to evolve, accepted this. Black Hole, most strategeous, uses his moves to his great advantage. the young Implosion, small but fairly strong, was rather inexperienced in this kind of fighting. he was soon down to his last point. lying on the ground, with Black Hole pressing his "knife" to Implosion's "throat", Implosion accepted that would soon lose. but there was more. Before the final blow was struck, Implosion told him this, "Luke, I am your son." Black Hole screamed and--*cuts to flashback* "What the hell is that thing?" "It's your son, you idiot" *later* "I don't care if your mother's dead, i will raise you!" "NOOO" *later* "you get over here right now, son!" "I refuse!!" "Son of a @%#$!, get over here!" "NO" (father slaps child) "I'm leaving!" *end of flashback* Blach Hole, regretting that, but then his anger bubbles up again. he yells out and in the most impossible sequence ever, Black Hole sucks Implosion into himself (along with some other crap laying around). the Black Hole shrinks, and blinks out of existence with a small flash. explosion's impossible act before set the universe off course, and this was so strange and imposssible that it set the universe back on course. many, many years later a memorial would be built for Black Hole and his son."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "so they entered. the place was pretty nondecript. they took the elevator to the second-to-top floor, and thats when they met their first trouble. everyone started screamong. all were seeing something different, but it was just as scary to each. only Bargo didn't care enough to notice that they were just illusions being projected. so his hallucinations went away. on his way to the stairs, he knocked over some toxic waste that just so happened to fall on the three ghost projecting the hallucinations. the images went away immediately. the companions just had time to see Bargo turn the corner to the stairs. they followed him and thanked him for saving them. as Bargo was ahead of the others on the stairs, he wasn't trapped in the wall when the picture swung back and took all the others away. so Bargo sadly continued on up until he reached the top floor. he looked up and saw a humongous dragon sitting on top of a giant heap of riches the dragon roared at him, but he didn't have a stroke. he simply went up to the dragon and sat down. "So, must be pretty lonely up here," Bargo mentioned. "Oh yeah, you can hardly immagine." "I dunno, i had a pretty bad day yesterday." "Wow, sounds bad." "It was..." "Well it sure is great havin someone to talk to." "Yeah, I really feel i can tell you my feelings." "Well here, how 'bout you take some of this gold and jewels and lets talk some more." "Sounds great." so Bargo got about a third of the loot and had a nice conversation with the dragon. when it was getting late, Bargo said goodbye and took the elevator to the bottom floor. all the companions, looking a little bedraggled, were waiting there for him. "So, you get to the top floor?" they asked. "no, but i met a friendly dragon on the way." And so Bargo left the tower feeling much better and the companions feeling much worse."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter [insert number here] "Bargo is a triangle with a frown and one eye. It evolves into Garbo, then Bikdip."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter [insert number here] "However, more importantly, they found a Yukronsky. When a first form beats its final evolution in a battle, it evolves. "
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "As they saw "The Other Bikdip" and CP come out of the bathroom, they all danced. Bargo wasn't very happy about this, because it wanted to be the only Bikdip here. They started to duel. Bargo had much more experience than "The Other Bikdip", so it had a good advantage. They both started to roll in place, and shot towards each other. "The Other Bikdip" got stuck under Bargo, and was buried into the floor. It melted and died. "
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Junspinar asked how the heck HADHAD, Yukronsky and Ian got down. Ian said that Yukronsky carried HADHAD through the water because neither wanted to miss the match. Ian simply teleported there by ways unknown. Anyway, joining HADHAD on his side was Shmug'nhug'n. Toga sent out a Bleeah and a Mr. Hctaw & Emag. HADHAD sort of "slipped away" into the background unnoticed, leaving Shmug'nhug'n to battle both at the same time. Bleeah jumped forward and started whacking Shmug'nhug'n repeatedly with various attacks, While Mr. H&E fired sausages. Shmug'nhug'n withdrew into its shell and fired a weak stream of water out. It soon covered alot of the ground and made it very slippery. Shmug'nhug'n was still in perfect health, and was spraying out water for a very long time until there was seriously 4 feet of water everywhere. Since their attacks weren't working, Bleeah picked it up and chucked it against the wall, damaging both the wall and Shmug'nhug'n's shell. Mr. H&E was busy scooping water up with its bucket and somehow making it disappear. It stopped doing this and jumped up, pulled out a massive key, and jammed it into the broken part of the shell. The shell shattered, and shrapnel from it flew everywhere. It hit the two SC's on Toga's side and damaged them, and some hit the walls and flew behind pillars. Suddenly, flaming pieces of shell shot out from behind a pillar and hit Bleeah hard, knocking it out. HADHAD was back, and with the water level alot lower rejoined the battle. Mr. H&E took out its judement hammer and started swinging it at HADHAD. A number 1 appeared above it. HADHAD was not hurt at all, but the attack recoiled upon Mr. H&E. It tried again, and a number 8 appeared. HADHAD was frozen. Mr. H&E rang its bell and did a victory dance. Shmug'nhug'n came up from behind it and fired a eye beam. Mr. H&E dodged it and it hit HADHAD, which melted the ice. Mr. H&E ran away to a corner and hid. Shmug'nhug'n shot some eye beams at it while HADHAD shot fireballs. It cam back out, flashing, and pulled out a bucket. Oily ooze came out and hit Shmug'nhug'n's shelless body. Shmug'nhug'n was down. HADHAD turned into a rocket and flew into... the wall. It missed completely. Since The other side still had an SC left, they sent out Bargo. It used a triple eye beam on Mr. H&E, which it caught in the bucket. HADHAD recovered and rocketed away again, toward Bargo. It picked up Bargo in midair and threw it straight at Mr. H&E. It was hit. While it was down, HADHAD shot some more fireballs and Bargo shot triple eye beams. Mr. H&E was down for good. They recieved their next badge: the Greek badge, and left the gym. After the awesome battle, they deserved a good day of relaxing at the amusement park."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 15 "Well the room was dark, but there was white smoke covering the floor, and bubbles floating through the air. there were also dicso strobe lights and lava lamps and stuff everywhere. then the smoke machine and bubble machine broke and they heard the guy swear. the disco ball fell off and shattered, and many of the lights went out. then a door off to the side opened, a guy came out, and turned on the lights. then he left. There was a little man in the corner in front of a mirror, trying to get his cape on. when the lights came on, he froze, then quickly turned around and let the cape fall off, trying to make it look like this was supposed to happen. he had orange hair with electric blue highlights, but he also had apparently forgot to put pants on. He told them boldly his name was Firebolt Fred. he sent out a Diamond Object to start things off. they sent out Ian. DO hovered up, turned on its side, then began to spin very quickly. then it flew right at Ian and cut his head off. after about 5 gallons of clear blood came out of his neck, he died. the scoreboard came down, and one of the seven lights on their side went out. this was going to be a long battle... The Companions let Bargo go fight Diamond Object. it flew at him, but he ate it and sent it to another dimension from within him. this counted as beating him, so one of FF's seven lights went out. (Bargo had learned that trick on Mars, btw). next FF caustiosly sent out a Jordan. it threw a Fit as Bargo approached it. Bargo almost fainted from the noise. FF just stood there with his arms crossed and earplugs in his ears. Jordan started fake crying and hitting Bargo in his tantrum. the whole thing made Bargo unable to block. but then Jordan passed out from yelling and stuff so much. Bargo tried some ABLE Juices, but they didn't really help other than with the pain. he had to wait until he could kind of hear some things. then he bit Jordan. this just caused Jordan to wake up and get really mad. he started throwing things at Bargo, and then when he was tired, he vomited all over Bargo and in his mouth. then he poked Bargo in the eyes as he tried to get the crap off him somehow. Bargo fell over in all this disgusting pain. then as Jordan started to suck on him with that stupid mouth, Bargo thought, "screw it" and swallowed the puke and sent it to the dimension with DO in it. then he opened his eyes and flew at Jordan. it knocked Jordan over, but Jordan had run out of Tantrums and Tears. he was really weak, too, so Bargo just jumped up and down on him until it knocked him out. then Bargo drank some ABLE Juices., which helped a little. then Jordan got up and boxed Bargo's ears and kicked him in his imaginary nuts. then he headbutted Bargo, finishing him off. another of the Companions' lights went out. FF gave Jordan some ABLE Juices as TCs picked their next fighter. they picked Yukronsky, who just went over and konked Jordan on the head. Jordan fell over, dead. FF's light went out and he sent out a HADHAD..."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 28 "Bargo used some triple eye beams on the...thing and the sheet ripped off. It was a Strong Bad. (new SC, it is a complete copy of the character of the same name at homestarrunner.com) It used its big 'ol boxing gloves to attack Bargo in the FOURTH dimension, which made the whole gym disappear for no reason at all. They both fell in a pit, and Strong Bad complained and said "holy crap" the whole time. When they reached the bottom, Bargo used Faore's Wind (somehow) to teleport to the top. The gym came back somehow, and Strong Bad never came back up. The big guy, whose name was Ben Dover, cryed and sent out the next SC, Weaklo, which died immediatly. Then he only had one SC left. He sent it out, and it was a Shmihikihshmih. Bargo left to go to a name changer, and get his name changed to Bagel. He came back, and with his new name, was ready to fight."
↑Bargo the Bikdip: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Chapter 15 "Bargo- Day 9 the two from the Bargo series faced the SW. he looked very confident sitting on his throne. "As you probably havn't noticed at all," began the SW, " i have made a field around this entire place preventing your friends to come to your aid. it seems you'll have to face me with just the two of you." With that, he flungofff his cape end rose into the air. Granpappy Bikdip flung himself at him and brought him to the ground. they were locked in an eternal battle. well, maybe not eternal. Granpappy bikdip lowered the SW's power by almost half before his final attempt to bring down the SW. there was a flash of light and Granpappy Bikdip was no more. taking the initiative, Bargo in his anger brought down the SW and delivered the final blow by shooting the SW with some water from the machine and the SW died upon his own throne. the Supreme Wimple melted into a pile of purple goop and the goop got sucked into the throne. Bargo was transported away..."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "They kept falling, and *flash!* Bargo was battling an Atmobob. The Atmobob did a dance and Bargo died."
↑Bargo the Bikdip " He landed in the water nearby. SPLOOSH! he splashed in the water, diectly onto a shark's fin. In pierced his already sore body, and almost his entire body was red with blood. The shark dived, with Bargo still stuck to it. The salty water sepped into his cuts and wounds and stung like hell. The blood attracted more sharks, and soon, 20 10-foot tiger sharks surrounded him. Still underwater, he was running out of air. SWISH! a sudden movement! A figure darted by, it looked oddly familiar. It was Granpappy Bikdip to the rescue! He somehow managed to fight off all 21 sharks, but ended up dying. His ghost will live within Bargo's heart forever, just like the spoon. He swam out of the water, almost dead. From sheer exaustion, he collapsed on the hard cold ground."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 13 "Mini-me sent out Zeeky H. Bomb first. to fight it, the Companions wisely chose Shmug'nhug'n. Zeeky H. Bomb used ZiggyBoogyDoog, and they of course both died. one of Mini-me's four lights went out, while one of the companions' three went out. next Mini-me sent out Eh. To fight it, they chose Bargo. he rolled up to the battle, ready for anything. Eh leaped on Bargo's, well he is a head, so he just leaped on Bargo. Bargo tried rolling around, but Eh's heavy tail prevented him of really going anywhere. Bargo was slowly losing air. when his vision began to blur, Eh jumped off of him and landed. as soon as he did this, he spun around and smashed Bargo full-force with the solid titanium-led tail. Bargo went flying, dead, out of the ring. this caused Eh to somehow evolve into Parofonkialifabuncsilationestimaturelanjopanahaas, and another light to go out on the companions's side. they chose HADHAD."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 15 "Well the room was dark, but there was white smoke covering the floor, and bubbles floating through the air. there were also dicso strobe lights and lava lamps and stuff everywhere. then the smoke machine and bubble machine broke and they heard the guy swear. the disco ball fell off and shattered, and many of the lights went out. then a door off to the side opened, a guy came out, and turned on the lights. then he left. There was a little man in the corner in front of a mirror, trying to get his cape on. when the lights came on, he froze, then quickly turned around and let the cape fall off, trying to make it look like this was supposed to happen. he had orange hair with electric blue highlights, but he also had apparently forgot to put pants on. He told them boldly his name was Firebolt Fred. he sent out a Diamond Object to start things off. they sent out Ian. DO hovered up, turned on its side, then began to spin very quickly. then it flew right at Ian and cut his head off. after about 5 gallons of clear blood came out of his neck, he died. the scoreboard came down, and one of the seven lights on their side went out. this was going to be a long battle... The Companions let Bargo go fight Diamond Object. it flew at him, but he ate it and sent it to another dimension from within him. this counted as beating him, so one of FF's seven lights went out. (Bargo had learned that trick on Mars, btw). next FF caustiosly sent out a Jordan. it threw a Fit as Bargo approached it. Bargo almost fainted from the noise. FF just stood there with his arms crossed and earplugs in his ears. Jordan started fake crying and hitting Bargo in his tantrum. the whole thing made Bargo unable to block. but then Jordan passed out from yelling and stuff so much. Bargo tried some ABLE Juices, but they didn't really help other than with the pain. he had to wait until he could kind of hear some things. then he bit Jordan. this just caused Jordan to wake up and get really mad. he started throwing things at Bargo, and then when he was tired, he vomited all over Bargo and in his mouth. then he poked Bargo in the eyes as he tried to get the crap off him somehow. Bargo fell over in all this disgusting pain. then as Jordan started to suck on him with that stupid mouth, Bargo thought, "screw it" and swallowed the puke and sent it to the dimension with DO in it. then he opened his eyes and flew at Jordan. it knocked Jordan over, but Jordan had run out of Tantrums and Tears. he was really weak, too, so Bargo just jumped up and down on him until it knocked him out. then Bargo drank some ABLE Juices., which helped a little. then Jordan got up and boxed Bargo's ears and kicked him in his imaginary nuts. then he headbutted Bargo, finishing him off. another of the Companions' lights went out. FF gave Jordan some ABLE Juices as TCs picked their next fighter. they picked Yukronsky, who just went over and konked Jordan on the head. Jordan fell over, dead. FF's light went out and he sent out a HADHAD..."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 29 "Shmihihkishmih started rolling over in mid air for no reason. then Bagel just smiled at it really big and it froze. then he started headbutting it until he beat the stupid lump out of its side. then it unfroze and flew into the air. probably the first Shmihihkishmih to enjoy the joys of flying correctly, it flew around for a while until it ran out of whatever it regularly inhales and crashed to the ground. then Ben Dover took out an inhaler, took the little cartridge out of it and filled it with this blueish-green goo crap. then he put it back and usedit on Shmi...ih. it sprang back into the air, ready to fight. Bagel used Extremely Evil Stare as it was swooping down on him. it left consciousness and the momentum carried him to still hit Bagel. for some reason, this was really powerful and killed Bagel. Pokemaster Ian went forward and farted on Shmihihkishmih, knocking him out. then he withdrew and HADHAD kicked it and it died....Ben Dover bent over and took a badge out of his pants. Bagel took it in a bag because he was scared. They had they're second Mango League Gym Badge *makes the peace sign*"
↑Bargo the Bikdip "And yet, they had already arrived at the Gym. Hairika, the annoying Gym Leader, called for a two on two battle. of course, she only spoke in metaphors, so it took the companions a little while to figure this out. then they chose a SC. this time, they chose Bargo first. Hairika sent out Shapes, but then they realized this was a metaphor for Zygerblyfergicosink. He flew up high and Bargo rolled around. then when Zygerbyflergicosink went for a dive, he smashed into the ground next to Bargo. Bargo found his chance and used his signature trio move. he Ate him, Digested him, and Shitted him out. but Bargo had forgotten something. his trio move was weak against Zygerbyflergicosinks. he hit himself with an imaginary arm for not remembering that. Zygerbyflergicosink jumped higher and higher on his springs until he was jumping about 250 ft. high. then one time while Zyger was going up, Bargo finished his trap and set it under Zyger. he stepped back and a few minutes later Zyger came back down. he landed smack dab on the trap and got caught in it. but his feet still stuck out. he bounced around the room as a football would, then smashed into a wall. Bargo went over to him, shot him with his Triple Eye Beam, then watched. Zyger was almost dead, and he knew it. with his last effort, he exploded into a million pieces. the shards cut through Bargo like butter. when the dust cleared, pieces of Zyger were laying everywhere. and Bargo lay dead on the floor, with many holes and slices in him. Hairika returned her pieces and the companions collected theirs. then Hairika sent out a Kirby and the companions sent...."
↑Bargo the Bikdip "Scorpon went over and circled Explosion three times. Then he clapped twice, jumped 5 ft. in the air, flew upside down while eating a bananaramasamalama, snapped once, turned around, put his right foot in, took his left claw out, break danced, and that's what it's all about! This ancient ritual is the only way to surely defeat an Explosion. it worked and Explosion died. the companions sent out Bargo. Bargo began to roll around the arena. Scorpon was still panting and bent over. when he looked up, he was hypnotized by Bargo. Bargo began to increase his speed, and Scorpon had to watch him. Scorpon was still a little tired before he looked up, so now turning around so fast was making him tired twice as fast. Bargo increased his speed until he was rolling at 100² miles per hour. this was too much for Scorpon. he stopped, and continued to watch until his neck got so tied that his head just eventually popped off. his body fell to the ground as he was returned to his SC Cube. Mr. Trout sent out Birdag. but by now Bargo couldn't stop. he did stop trying to go faster, but if you imagine all the momentum and crap, and that he doesn't have any limbs, he couldn't really stop. luckily, he intimidated Birdag. Birdag was unsure of what to do. he didn't ever look at Bargo for he knew he would probably be hypnotized. ..and he also had to attack Bargo without looking at him...So Birdag flew up high and closed his eyes. he listened for Bargo (of course, at Bargo's speed, he wouldn't really be in only "one place") and thought he heard him. he dived down at full speed, and, mazingly enough, he did hit Bargo's track, but he missed Bargo himslef. he was permanently stuck in the ground. of course, he didn't have any time to realize this. at full speed, Bargo smached direct-on to Bardag. Birdag's bones were splintered, he was ripped from the ground, and he went flying. the abrupt obstruction of Bargo's path was immense. he squished almost to a line, and of course went flying in a random direction. Birdag flopped to the ground like a dead ragdoll and skidded. but he did this at the same time Bargo went and crashed straight through the wall and went on flying for a little while. both SCs were out of this match."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Returns Chapter 4 "Bargo got alot of training while traveling to different planets and stuff, so they were all confident it could take Soog'nhaas down. It started off by firing a triple eye beam, which Soog'nhaas ate, then puked back up and shot out an eye beam. Bargo, remembering the similar situation at the 4th gym battle, decided to jump over the beams and fire another one at Soog'nhaas' giant eye. It deflated like a balloon, but soog'nhaas stuck its hand in its mouth, blew hard, and it someow inflated again. While it did this, Bargo dropped flat on the floor and shot around like a hockey puck, around the perimiter of the pool. He went so fast he eventually could slide over it. He shot straight toward Soog'nhaas, but it jumped on Bargo and they both slammed into a wall. While it was stunned, Bargo got up and used the eat/crap combo, which was very powerful. While it was stunned from the last attack, Bargo used it to his advantage again and fired off a charged triple eye beam. One hit its big eye, on hit the small eye, and another hit its face dead center. Soog'nhaas was so damaged it could barely move. Using all its strength, it somehow blew up its shell and revealed a robotic figure. Green crap was oozing out of it. Bargo was too suprised by this to really do anything. The robot started lighting up, and released a bunch of shockwaves around it. The ceiling opened up, and a bright light shone down on the pool. It drained, leaving a 5-foot deep circular hole in the floor. Finally, it crossed its arms, said "Falcon PUNCH!" and exploded, which left a burn mark on the floor and filled the pit with assorted metal parts. A scoreboard dropped down, with 5 squares on both side. The "home" side had one dim out, while the "challenger" side was unchanged. It was just now they realised it would be a 5 on 5 battle, which was longer than they expected. The old lady turned back into a frog and spit out another SC cube into the pit. As Bargo jumped in, a Shmog'nhog'ndaas came out, and the lid opened, revealing a Shmag'nhag'n. (long A, its the one right after Shmihg'nhihg'n on the chart) Who would join Bargo in the team battle? Find out next time, after these messages."
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter 5 "And were back! A Shmag'nhag'n has joined Shmog'nhog'ndaas for the team battle, and Bargo is currently chossing a partner.... Bargo decided on CP. CP was left for Shmag'nhag'n as Bargo took on the ice cream. Shmag'nhag'n tried to Eat CP, but CP beat him. Cp then happily chewed, swallowed, digested, and shitted out Smhag'nhag'n, there paralyzing him from the neck down. Bargo was having less success. the lid hovered off the cup, spin very quickly, and flew at Bargo. Bargo dodged just in time, but the lid wasn't done. it kept flying back at Bargo like a homing boomerang. after Bargo had 42 bruises, 30 cuts, 15 stitches, 5 scars, and had lost 10 teeth, the lid landed back on the cup. some of the damage had been delt by the cup mostly jumping on poor bargo. as a final finishing move, the lid popped up, the ice cream began to flow out, and.....Cp was wailing on Shmag'nhag'n. defensless Shmag was lying there in pain. but after about half the damage Bargo had taken, his paralysis was gone. CP didn't know this, and Shmag waited a little. then he jumped at CP and puked on his face. as CP was wallowing in self-disgust, Shmag tried to recover. when Shmag wasn't looking, CP wiped the crap off his face and used a SpheriSlam from behind, finishing Shmag'nhag'n. but as CP looked over, he saw Shmog'nhog'ndaas preparing for a huge move. ice cream was swirling out of the cup and glowing a bright black. CP rolled as fast as he could and pushed Bargo out of the way just before the horrid glowing cream drilled a gaping, smoking hole in the ground. the maddened Shmog'nhog'ndaas picked up some robot parts and chucked 'em at CP, killing him. Bargo leaped at Shmog'n and headbutted him, killing him. the scoreboard came down and two light went out on the frog's side and one went out on the companions's side. Bargo went and ate some crap to heal him as the next SC emerged from the cube. it was a Doofpo!"
↑Bargo the Bikdip Chapter 6 "The Doofpo magically turned into a Shmeg'nheg'n. (short e, the big shell one) Bargo, although healed, was very tired from battling and was taken back. Replacing him was Junspinar. The whole room somehow turned into a weird LCD screen. on one side was Junspinar, seen from behind, and Shmeg'nheg'n was on the other side. Little meters were beside them, measureing their health. a text box was on the bottom. JUNSPINAR used BOZBERRY BOMB! SHMEG'NHEG'N used WITHDRAW! JUNSPINAR used QUICK SPIN! JUNSPINAR's attack missed! SHMEG'NHEG'N used WATER SHOT! JUNSPINAR used BOZBERRY BOMB! SHMEG'NHEG'N used EYE BEAM! JUNSPINAR is paralyzed! It may not attack! JUNSPINAR is fully paralyzed! SHMEG'NHEG'N used SHELL ATTACK! TRAINER used a ABLE JUICE! JUNSPINAR is paralyzed no more! SHMEG'NHEG'N used WATER SHOT! *annoying beeping starts* JUNSPINAR used BOZBERRY BOMB! SHMEG'NHEG'N used BIG BITE! JUNSPINAR used COUNTER! SHMEG'NHEG'N fainted! JUNSPINAR gained 415 exp. points! JUNSPINAR grew to L78! JUNSPINAR gained 129 magic points! JUNSPINAR gained 42 tenderness points! JUNSPINAR gained 87 happiness points! JUNSPINAR gained 12 happy smile points! JUNSPINAR gained 4 love points! JUNSPINAR gained -72437 monkey points! JUNSPINAR...... grew...... to L-2000000! JUNSPINAR gained 1 point point! JUNSPINAR grew to L78 again! then the stupid screen melted and the scoreboard came down. Frog's side now had only one SC left. The other side had 4 left. CP was down, Junspinar was very hurt, and Bargo is still tired. Frog person thing sent out Shmœg'nhœg'n, the rarest, most powerful, and most retarted of all Shm#g'nh#g'n forms! Who will battle it?"
