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“	Listen, you oversized chunk of carbon! There isn't a mountain too high, a valley too low, or a river too wide to keep apart a pair of pals like Wander and I!	„
	~ Sylvia to Janet

“	Sic 'em, Sleepyhead!	„
	~ Sylvia to a sleeping Wander

“	You can't handle this.	„
	~ Sylvia to Emperor Awesome

“	Smash & Sass! HI-YA! Oh, no, I didn't!	„
	~ Her introduction scene in the Insurgent Generals

“	You should all be ashamed of yourselves! This guy saved that kid's life! All he wanted was to be a good guy for once! But you're all so focused on the bad stuff you never look for the good stuff inside him! I mean HECK! After what you all put him through, I don't blame him for freaking out! Haven't any of you ever had a lousy day? And my best friend and I are being chased across the galaxy by a number of dangerous villains. But that doesn't mean we go out and ruin somebody else's day. Sometimes, the only solution is to say: I'm sorry you had a bad day.	„
	~ Sylvia to the crowd and the Black Cube of Darkness

“	Little Planty, please know we are here to help you! Oh, little Planty, the whole of the galaxy rests on you, but no pressure! Doo-da-doo-doo doo!	„
	~ Sylvia to the flower

“	Command me? Who do you think you are?	„
	~ Sylvia to Lord Dominator

“	Buddy. I know you always wanna help, but sometimes, you have to take care of yourself first.	„
	~ Sylvia to Wander

“	Yeah, like you getting so sick you can't help anyone. So you miss out on a few chores. It's not the end of the universe.	„
	~ Sylvia to Wander

“	Come on. You've helped me so many times. It's time for you to let me help you. Just tell me what you need me to do and I will go do it while you stay here and do nothing.	„
	~ Sylvia to Wander

“	It's nothing, no, this all sounds great. It really is quite charming. You're just forgetting, I dunno, her massive flarpin' army! You clearly put some thought into your big old plan to get her, but how you gonna pull it off with bots up in your retina? Listen, Peeps, her bot army will punt ya cross the galaxy! With such a massive peeper, Peepers, how can't you see you'll never get her?	„
	~ Sylvia to Peepers in My Fair Hatey

“	Yeah, you're stupid!	„
	~ Sylvia to Phil

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. NO!!

„

“	Dorothy: I'm wicked proud of you. Your pop would've been, too. Sylvia: You... you kept all this? Dorothy: Of course I did. You harass that Hater jerk something fierce. Now that there's a bigger jerk trying to conquer the galaxy, you're givin' up? That's not my fearless, gutsy girl. So you either go out there and deal with Dominator, or stay here and deal with Dorothy. But either way, it's not gonna be easy. Sylvia: Okay, Ma, I'll take care of the galaxy. Dorothy: Then I'll take care of the dishes.	„
	~ Dorothy showing her true feelings to her daughter, Sylvia

Powers and Stats

Tier: High 5-A, likely High 4-C

Name: Sylvia, Syl, Sylvie, Boxia, Time Bomb, Rebecca, Becks, B, Linguini Von Breadstick (a.k.a Lin for short), Smash & Sass

Origin: Wander Over Yonder

Gender: Female

Age: Unknown

Classification: Alien, Zbornak

Attack Potency: Dwarf Star level, likely Large Star level (Can fight her brothers who can harm her. Fought Dominatior's robots and Killbot 85. Can harm Wander and squeezed him like a towel in The Sick Day. Can consistently stomp Commander Peepers and managed to stalemate him while he was going all out. Can harm Janet. In The Robomechabotatron, she could harm Lord Hater.)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Massively FTL+ (Could run across a entire galaxy, run across 40 planets in seconds, and can travel across the entire universe albiet under certain conditions. Can outrun the Skull Ship)

Combat Speed: Massively FTL+

Reaction Speed: Massively FTL+ (Can dodge Laser's from the Skull Ship and lasers from Lord Dominator's ship)

Lifting Strength: Unknown (Can hold back Wander, rip off steel bars, and could hold back a monster in The Night Out)

Striking Strength: Dwarf Star Class, likely Large Star Class

Durability: Dwarf Star level, likely Large Star level (In The Showstopper, Sylvia survived a explosion from one of Lord Dominator's missiles and one of her lasers that could destroy a planet. Can tank hits from her brothers, hits from Lord Hater, and hits from Commander Peepers. Was fine after being thrown into space and landing on a garbage ship and Survived being crushed by a planet. The same planet could manipulate the sun.), higher in a Orbble Bubble (In The Pet, Captain Tim couldn't even dent a Orbble Bubble and Wander survived a explosion that would have killed him and Lord Dominator)

Stamina: Superhuman (Stayed up for 4 days straight alongside Wander during Hater's performance and climbed "Million... quinquog-inter-quadra-tentillion steps!" without showing any signs of being tired. She did this again in The Sick Day)

Range: Standard Melee Range, Hundreds of Meters with Laser Guns

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Toon Force, Body Control, Immortality (Type 3), Weapon Usage, Martial Arts, Stealth Mastery, Regeneration, Vehicular Mastery, Acrobatics, Non-Physical Interaction, Social Influencing

Resistance to Broadway Force (Resisted Emperor Awesome's broadway force in The Party Animal), Cold Manipulation (Was fine while in cold weather), Heat Manipulation (In The Liar, her and Wander were saving animals while in a volcano), Radiation Manipulation (Swam in a sewer with radioactive sewage), Acid Manipulation (In The Hat, she was fine while being in stomach acid. In The Bounty, she survived the stomach acid of the Potted Plant.), Mind Manipulation (Resisted Little Bits ability to hynotize others), and possibly Madness Manipulation (Went on a journey that drives others to madness and yet she was fine)

Dimensional Storage (Wander's hat carries a seemigly infintie amount of items and is only limited by what is needed for the situation), Time Travel (With Time Orbbles, Sylvia can travel to different points of time), Energy Manipulation and Energy Projection (Can create energy with her gauntlets and with laser weapons)

Standard Equipment: Orbble Juice

Optional Equipment: Laser Weapons, Gauntlets, Time Orbbles, and Wander's Hat

Intelligence: Genius (In The Show Stopper, she tricked Lord Hater into getting exhausted, can play various instruments, has came up with various escape plans with even being able to break Wander out of prison, was formerly one of the most successful bounty hunters with being able to defeat Killbot 85 in combat, and is treated as far more competent then Wander although with Wander being right in the end. Is talented at singing)

Standard Tactics: Syliva has different starting moves depending on the situation. If she is full of rage and wants to hurt someone, she will try to K.O them rather than kill them. She will also use a weapon nearby like a laser gun. If this is not the case, she will attempt to use Social Influencing in order to make the person like her and see her as a friend.

Weaknesses: She's hot headed, full of sass, and doesn't understand Wander's philosophy and reasoning for things until she gets into trouble.

Note: Do not attempt to downgrade Sylvia's speed. The idea that she is only Massively FTL+ with a Orbble Bubble is false, when they are never stated to increase speed. Sylvia herself even has a Massively FTL+ feat without a Orbble Bubble, as she can run across a entire race track that is across the entire galaxy in minutes.

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