Dracula Is a minor character found in Space funeral, and party member in Space Funeral: Earth Birth. He's a weed smoking Vampire that asked Phillip and Leg Horse to help get him the Obese Doobie outside of the linear timeline before joining them in their efforts to defeat Science.
General Information
Name: Dracula
Origin: Space Funeral: Earth Birth
Sex: Male
Age: Unknown
Classification: Destined
Species: Vampire
Occupation: None
Status: Deceased (Ceased to exist with the rest of the Universe upon defeating Science)
Alignment: Neutral Good (Dracula is a kind vampire who seems to simply enjoy being high, helping Phillip and Leg horse after they help him gain the Obese Doobie he wanted)
* Classy Wine Glass- Glass full of gross wine (+30 attack)
Dogblood Wine Glass- Glass of deadly dog blood (+400 attack)
* Cozy Lounge Robe- Snuggly lounge robe that gets all the ladies (+35 Defence)
Lupine Lounge Robe- Fluffy lounge robe that smells like dog.(+100 defense)
* Focused Hat- This hat will prevent DISTRACTION. (Prevents the Distract Status)
Drab Hat- This hat will prevent SPOOKED (Prevents the Spooked Status)
Weightlifter Hat- This hat gives MORE MUSCLE. (+10 Attack)
Feathered Hat- This hat gives MORE SPEED (+20 Speed)
Poisonous Helmet- Poisons the owner but increases defence (+25 Defence. Inflicts Berserk and Poison)
Brain Ring- More Brain (+20 Mind)
Muscle Ring- More Muscle (+20 Attack)
Mysterious Ring- A mysterious ring. Who knows where it's been? (Halves MP cost of all skills)
Amoral Ring- Ring forged from the tears of orphans (Prevents the Moral Status)
Sexy Ring- A ring for that special someone (Increases Dodge rate for Physical attacks)
Scary Ring- Makes you scared but also really fast (Increases Dodge rate and prevents critical hits. +40 agility)
Bad Ring- This ring is dumb and I hate it (Sets all stats to 1)
Goodbad Pasties- Nipple pasties that make you awesome but dead (They prevent critical hits, increases dodge rates for physical attacks, and halves MP cost. +500 on all stats. Dies upon wearing it)
Obese Doobie- The biggest, fattest doobie of them all. (Halves MP cost and +10 mind)
* Small Blood- A small pack of blood. (Restores 100 HP)
Big Blood- A big pack of blood (Restores 200 HP)
Bigger Blood- A massive pack of blood. (Restores all HP)
Bag of Blood- Restores 80HP to all characters (Restores 80 HP to all allies)
Big Bag of Blood- Restores 300 to all characters (Restores 300 HP to all allies)
Small Nut- A magic nut which restores 20MP (Restores 20 MP)
Large Nut- A really magic nut which restores 90 MP (Restores 90 MP)
Super Nut- Extraordinarily magic nut. Restores all MP. (Restores All MP)
Bag of Nuts- Restores 20 MP to all characters. (Restores 20 MP to all allies)
Big Bag of Nuts- Restores 100 MP to all characters. (Restores 100 MP to all allies)