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User:Cerberusleuth/Homestuff
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“ | jeez.
i don't know. i... i don't know if i'm ready for every single "deep" conversation we can squeeze into this wacky rapid fire session of fun pal-talk! |
„ |
~ John Egbert |
Background
John Egbert is the main protagonist of Homestuck. On his 13th birthday, he received a beta copy of Sburb, and decides to play it with three of his friends. Little do they know, the fate of existence relies on their gameplay...
Powers and Stats
Tier: 9-A | High 2-B | At least High 2-B physically. Unknown with the Retcon Powers, at least Low 1-C, possibly High 1-B through creating "The Blackout"
Name: John Egbert, ghostlyTrickster (former screen name), ectoBiologist (current screen name), jake stuffed in a blue windsock, johnny windsock, j sock, blue boy, Heir of Breath
Origin: Homestuck
Gender: Male
Age: 13 at the beginning of Homestuck, 18 at the end of Homestuck, 23 years in the Meat Timeline (deceased), 36 years currently (Candy Timeline)
Classification: Sburb Player, Human | God-Tier
Attack Potency: Small Building level (Can fight monsters from Sburb of this size) | High Multiverse level (Fought against a fully prototyped Jack Noir and managed to briefly harm him) | At least High Multiverse level physically (Superior to before, fought against Caliborn and beat him nearly to death). Unknown with the Retcon Powers (Hasn't been used offensively. Considered to be on of the strongest powers in existence), at least Low Complex Multiverse level, possibly High Transverse level (By retconning to many events, it will create "The Blackout", an event that will bring all of existence to utter ruin, capable of doing more damage than the Scratch, which is a hard reboot on all of existence)
Dimensionality: 3-D
Travel Speed: Supersonic+ (Comparable to characters such as Dirk Strider, who scales to characters would can slice a wave of bullets) | Extra-Temporal (Fought evenly against Jack Noir) | Extra-Temporal
Combat Speed: Supersonic+ | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal
Reaction Speed: Supersonic+ | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal
Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Able to lift many large and heavy hammers)
Striking Strength: Small Building level | High Multiverse level | At least High Multiverse level
Durability: Small Building level | High Multiverse level | At least High Multiverse level (Tanked blows from The Condesce)
Stamina: Very high (Can fight with hordes of enemies for extended periods without getting tired, as well as endure massive amounts of punishment from opponents considerably stronger than himself and quickly get back on his feet) | Limitless | Limitless
Range: Standard melee range, extended melee range with the hammers in his Strife Specibus. Up to tens of kilometers with Windy Powers (Created a windstorm that covered the entire Land of Wind and Shade, which is the size of Rhode Island or Connecticut) | High Multiverse level | High Multiverse level, Low Complex Multiverse level, possibly High Transverse with the Retcon Powers
Powers and Abilities: Sburb Player Physiology (Type 1), Weather Manipulation (Can't consciously tap into these powers), Summoning with his pendant, Healing (Through eating Hellacious Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers, which have healing properties), Flight (With his Rocket Pack), Limited Time Stop with Fear No Anvil (Enemies struck by Fear No Anvil will be frozen in time) | All previous powers to a greater extent, Sburb Player Physiology (Type 2; Heir of Breath), improved Weather Manipulation (Can now actively use his powers), Telekinesis, Forcefield Creation (Can make force-fields out of wind), Elemental Intangibility (Can turn into pure wind) | All previous powers to a greater extent, Reality Warping and Information Manipulation (Using his wind powers, he can clear away stardust glitches, which are literal glitches across the Narrative), Plot Manipulation, Teleportation, Dimensional Travel and Time Travel (Using the Retcon Powers, he can go anywhere across the narrative, as well as any other point in space-time, even places that don't exist, other timelines and multiverses, places that were erased and/or recreated by the Scratch, in-verse fiction, metaphysical realms, and even outside of canon itself. Can be oriented to other people instead of places, and even places he doesn't remember at all), Acausality (Type 5: Is completely unstuck from existence and transcends all canon, something which The Dark Gods can't do despite existing outside of causality), BFR, Reality Warping, Conceptual Manipulation, Void Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, and Existence Erasure (Can rewrite causality, similar to the of the scratch, which is a hard reboot on existence that erases everything), Fate Manipulation (Can change the forces of fate, as well a changing things that are not supposed to be changed, making it suppposed happen, and he can do all this by willing it), Resistance to Plot Manipulation, Space-Time Manipulation, Memory Manipulation, Fate Manipulation, Law Manipulation, and Causality Manipulation (Retcon users are unaffected by Stardust Glitches, which are literal glitches in reality and make characters forget events. Retcon users are unbound by the ties of causality and fate as well as the rules of Paradox Space.)
Intelligence: Above Average. John is by far one of the most creative of the main characters; from the beginning, he shows more innovative prowess in combining objects than everyone else, he demonstrates this even before the introduction of the alchemiter with his poster-nailing and harlequin-funniness-amplifying abilities
Weaknesses: Highly allergic to peanuts, and is excessively naive and gullible, with this flaw having led to his death in an alternate timeline
Key: Base | God-Tier | With the Retcon Powers
Note: Due to the confliction between Homestuck's metafictional nature and some comparisons to objects that are not dimesionally above each other, we cannot determine whether or not the infinite heirarchy of creators are actually a legitimate infinite-dimensional structure, thus we go with "possibly High 1-B"
Battle Records
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Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: