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"It is your loathesome arch nemesis, Ace Dick! He is always scooping you on the best cases. That portly son of a bitch makes your blood boil!"
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You are now Ace Dick.
You begin to question this feud you've been embroiled in with your neighbor for so long. After all, he did just give you the number for some honest to God whores, even if they did ultimately rob you. He also just helped you escape. Maybe it's time to bury the hatchet and help him out of his office.
You feel you should get some supplies from your safe first, though. If only you could remember the combination.''
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~ Introduction
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"You are standing in your imaginary office.
You can hardly believe how shitty your imagination is."
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Ace Dick becomes FIESTA ACE DICK. Your VIM reaches its full potential
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~ The Narrator
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You put your normal hat back on because you think this silly ethnic shit is probably going to get really old really fast. You lose the poncho too.
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~ The Narrator
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You consume your counterparts, ZAD and FAD, finally uniting as one mean, strapping Dick of unprecedented VIM.
A phenomenal transformation takes place.
You become...
My God.
YOU BECOME...
Ace Dick.''
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~ Ace Dick's unfortunate low level of Imagination
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Really, you are just utterly astounded by how shitty your IMAGINATION is. If your IMAGINATION was a face you would punch it. In the face.
Ace Dick is Problem Sleuth's arch-nemesis, a rival detective with the world's worst imagination and a voluminous gut. After Problem Sleuth rescues him from the confinement of his own office, they join forces to take down the nefarious Mobster Kingpin.
Powers and Stats
Tier: At least High 8-C, higher with the Double Truffle Shuffle Trouble | At least High 8-C, higher with the Double Truffle Shuffle Trouble | Possibly 2-C | TBA | At least 2-C
Weaknesses: Suffers the same weakness as Problem Sleuth. Has low IMAGINATION. Cannot enter the physical plane as your imaginary self.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
AGGRESS: A physical attack using whatever weapons are on hand. Aggressing is a basic attack, and requires no special items or extra equipment. Any character may Aggress with anything they have on them, including guns, makeup, cleaning supplies, paint, scythes, tea, childhood toys or just their fists.
Emulating Chunk from The Goonies, Ace Dick lifts up his shirt and does a fat-jiggling dance. This attack appears in multiple forms throughout the story:
Level 1 - Does no damage whatsoever. Used against a beast (in a non-canon story path).
Level 2 - Does minimal damage. Used against the same beast.
Ostentation Drive! Double Truffle Shuffle Trouble - After Li'l Ace Dick is killed by Mobster Kingpin, the other two ADs are able to use this Limit Break against Morthol Dryax. They perform the Truffle Shuffle in unison, creating two energy columns that collide above the targeted enemy and do major damage.
Zombie Truffle Shuffle - A variant usable only by Zombie Ace Dick. It does no damage. Used against DMK.
Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle - This Comb Rave requires the use of Level 1, 2, and 3 Impetus Combs. AD and ZAD perform the Double Truffle Shuffle Trouble while Fiesta Ace Dick grows to enormous size and hits the enemy with his stomach. For the finishing move, AD and ZAD collide into the enemy to cause a massive explosion. Used against DMK.
Torso Flail
When fighting a monster enemy, Ace Dick can lob any nearby corpse into its mouth to temporarily appease it and give himself an opening to attack. The Level 1 version is used against a beast and the Level 2 version, which lets him fling multiple corpses at once, is used against Fluthlu, though in the latter case eating the corpses actually reenergizes Fluthlu instead of placating him.