Cocaine Bear

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A BEAR DID COCAINE

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Background

Cocaine is the main antagonist of the comedy horror movie "Cocaine Bear" released in 2023 directed by Elizabeth Banks and written by Jimmy Warden. We follow the story of black bear that has eaten cocaine and gone completely insane. Simultaneously, we follow the story of Dee Dee's mother trying to find her kid that she lost in the forest when trying to skip school, and the story of Daveed and Eddie, two drug dealers that are in the quest to find the drug lost in the forest.

The movie was inspired by the real life Cocaine bear or also called "Pablo Eskobear"

This dropdown contains the synopsis of Cocaine Bear’s story. Read at your own risk as you may be spoiled otherwise!

Credit goes to Wikipedia In 1985, drug smuggler Andrew C. Thornton II drops a shipment of cocaine from his plane. He attempts to parachute out with a drug-filled duffel bag, but knocks himself unconscious on the doorframe, causing him to fall to his death. His body lands in Knoxville, Tennessee where he is identified by Bob, a local detective. He concludes that the cocaine is likely from St. Louis drug kingpin Syd White, and the remainder is missing. Meanwhile, in the Chattahoochee-Oconee National Forest, an American black bear eats some of the cocaine, becoming highly aggressive and attacking two hikers, Elsa and Olaf, killing the former. In northeast Georgia, middle schooler Dee Dee lives with her mother, nurse Sari. Dee Dee skips school with her best friend Henry in order to paint a picture of the falls in the forest. On the trail to the falls, the pair finds a lost brick of cocaine, and ingest some before they are attacked by the bear. Sari ventures into the forest to search for the kids with park ranger Liz and Peter, a wildlife activist. The three find Henry clinging to a tree, hiding from the bear. The bear attacks, sending Peter stumbling through a pile of cocaine and slashing Liz in the process. Attracted to a cocaine-coated Peter, the bear kills him, ignoring Henry. Sari and Henry flee deeper into the forest, and Liz sends for help. In St. Louis, Syd sends his fixer Daveed to recover the remaining cocaine. Daveed travels to Georgia with Eddie, Syd's son, who has grown depressed following the death of his wife and has abandoned his own son. They arrive in Georgia, as does Bob. At the forest station, Daveed gets into a fight with the Duchamps gang, three delinquents who cause trouble in the forest. One of the members, Stache, takes Daveed and Eddie to recover some of the cocaine he stashed in a gazebo. Liz arrives back at the station, pursued by the bear. Liz accidentally kills Ponytail, one of the Duchamps, before the bear slaughters Vest, the other one. Paramedics Beth and Tom arrive and collect Liz after a brief skirmish with the bear. They leave with Liz in an ambulance, but the bear pursues and jumps into the vehicle. In the ensuing chaos, Tom is killed by the bear, while Liz falls out of the ambulance and is crushed on the road. Beth loses control of the ambulance and crashes into a tree, causing her to fly through the windshield to her death. Sari and Henry discover that Dee Dee left them a trail of paint, which they use to track her. Daveed and Eddie are taken to the gazebo, but find Bob there with the stashed duffel of cocaine. The bear appears but Bob distracts it with the bag of coke. Bob is suddenly shot fatally by Syd, who reveals that he is under pressure by his superiors to retrieve the cocaine. Sari and Henry find a mourning Olaf, who leads them to Dee Dee’s hiding place: the bear's cave containing its two cubs, revealing that the bear is a mother. Olaf leaves and is killed by the bear. Syd, Eddie, and Daveed find the cave, which leads out to a ledge behind the falls. The bear returns to the cave. Sari, Henry, and Dee Dee jump into the water below to safety, followed by Eddie and Daveed - who have chosen to quit the drug business together, and they all survive. However, Syd refuses to leave the bag of cocaine found in the cave. He shoots and wounds the bear but is unsuccessful in killing it and is disemboweled by the bear and her cubs. Later, Stache hitchhikes to New York with a duffel bag of cocaine, while Eddie, accompanied by Daveed, reunites with his son

Codex Statistics

Tier: 9-C, Higher with Penetration Damage

Name: Cocaine Bear, Black bear, Ursus arctos scientifically

Origin: Cocaine Bear

Sex: Female

Age: Unknown, old enough to be considered an adult black bear

Classification: Cocaine Bear, Black Bear, Apex Predator, Mammal

Status: Alive

Alignment: Unaligned (Animals have no real moral compass asides from very primitive ones, thus they fall under no true alignment as they're not inherently evil, good, or neutral)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Peak Human Level (Bears are strong enough to take down wooden doors and taking down spruce trees effortlessly, is show to be able to rip off leg, bend hands in two and decapitate humans without significant effort), Higher with Penetration Damage (Black bear have a bite force of 800 PSI)

Durability: Peak Human Level (Bears naturally fight themselves in the wild), Higher with Fur (Bears have a natural thick fur, making them capable of tanking bites from other black bears or grizzly bears)

Striking Strength: Peak Human Class, Higher with Penetration Damage

Lifting Strength: Class 1 (Similar to Grizzly Bear's, black bear's are capable of taking down adult moose, who can weight up to 700kg, are capable of lifting traps as heavy as small cars)

Travel Speed: Superhuman (Black bear can run at 30mph, Cocaine bear was also capable to catch up to an ambulance truck)

Attack Speed: Superhuman

Reaction Speed: Superhuman

Stamina: High (Should be equal to real life black bear who are naturally skilled predators and can walk and hunt for at least 5 miles a day, Cocaine Bear is show to climb tree's, kill people and walk through the forest for hours without seeming tired, only requiring minor pause of few minutes)

Range: Extended Melee

Intelligence: Animalistic Intelligence

Knowledge: Animalistic level

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Powers and Techniques

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Penetration Damage (with Claws and Teeth), Natural Weaponry (With Claws, Teeth and Thick Fur) Surface Scaling and Acrobatics (Black bear are able to climb tree's), Enhanced Senses (Black bears have a sense of smell 7 times more potent than domestic dogs, can smell cocaine from close range), Pain Tolerance (Cocaine Bear was able to wake up and kill Syd White after being shot), Camouflage (The bears black fur allows them to camouflage themselves during the night in order to catch the fish in rivers), Berserk Mode (Cocaine Bear goes into a complete state of rage when eating cocaine, becoming extremely aggressive and unpredictable).
Resistance to Poison Manipulation (Has eaten several amount of cocaine, without any dangerous side effects, regular humans would die after 6.5 grams of cocaine)

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Equipment

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Optional Equipment

Cocaine

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Other

Standard Tactics: The bear will try to rush at his opponent to kill them with his strong claws and teeth

Weaknesses: Cocaine Bear can easily be distracted if someone has cocaine or any sort of drugs with them, completely forgetting about any of his previous goals

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