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User:Speedster/Sandbox4
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Background
SCP-420-J is this totally awesome weed that, like, makes you feel all chill and relaxed and stuff, man. It came from Jamaica originally, where these two doctors, like, found it and brought it back through that weird machine thing that makes stuff all different and better, and then they grew it in that super-special dirt that makes plants grow super fast, man.
General Information
Name: SCP-420-J
Other Names: That excellent weed, Really strong stuff, Good weed, man
Origin: SCP Foundation, but like, from Jamaica originally, man
First Appearance: When those two doctors were down in Jamaica with Jimmy and Skinny Pete
Company: SCP Foundation (but they totally try to confiscate it all the time, which is such a bummer, man)
Creator: Quikngruvn, the coolest user ever
Sex: Whoa, man, that's kinda personal, don't you think?
Sexuality: Whatever feels right, man, just go with the flow
Pronouns: It/That excellent weed
Age: Like, probably pretty fresh, man, 'cause they keep growing new ones
Time Period: Now, man, like, right now, in the present (Whoa, that's deep)
Timeline: The timeline where we're all just living our best lives, you know?
Homeworld: Earth, man, but like, specifically Jamaica first, then that machine thing made it even better
Residence: Room 420 in the basement of Building 69 at Site-42, but you gotta know the password, which is totally "puff puff pass"
Story Role: Making everything way more chill and awesome, man
Legacy: Excellent Legacy (It's like, the most excellent weed ever, man)
Classification: Awesome! Totally Safe, according to Dr. Chronic after Dr. Marijuana reminded him it needed a real class
Species: Like, some kind of super-plant, man, with lotsa blue and red mixed in it
State of Being: So Totally Elevated
Physiology: Plant Physiology (It's this excellent weed that grows from seeds, man)
In-Universe Creator: Dr. Chronic and Dr. Marijuana, who souped it up with that machine thing
Occupation: Making people feel really good, man
Containment Status: Partly Confiscated (Dr. Clef took a bunch, but the doctors always know a guy who can hook them up with more)
Affiliations: Dr. Chronic, Dr. Marijuana, Dr. Clef (secretly), various SCPs who've tried it
Enemies: The buzzkills who try to confiscate it
Status: Always Growing
Alignment: Chaotic Good (Makes everyone who tries it feel real excellent and mellow, man)
Threat Level: Street Level (But like, in a totally good way, ya know?)
Codex Statistics
Grade: S+++ (Like, off the charts excellent weed, man)
Tier: 10-C (It's just some excellent weed, but it's like, way better than regular weed, man)
Cardinality: Growing (They keep planting more seeds, man, so there's always more excellent weed)
Dimensionality: 3-D (But it makes you feel like you're seeing so many more dimensions, it's wild, man)
Power Source: That special dirt that makes it grow real fast (Makes the weed grow super fast, man)
Attack Potency: Mellow level (Just makes you feel really good, man, no attacking involved)
Durability: Fragile (You gotta be careful with that weed, man, don't crush the buds)
Striking Strength: Hits You Like Whoa (When you take a hit of this weed, it's like, whoaaaaa)
Lifting Strength: Lifts Your Spirits (Makes you feel so much better about life, man)
Travel Speed: Couch-Lock (You ain't going nowhere after smoking this weed, man)
Attack Speed: Spreads Real Fast (Everyone wants a hit once they see how excellent this weed is)
Reaction Speed: Slowed Down To Appreciate Life (Makes you really take your time and notice things, man)
Stamina: Lasts For Hours (This high is like, so long-lasting, man)
Range: Room-Filling (The smoke from this weed totally fills whatever room you're in, man)
Intelligence: Makes You Think Deep Thoughts (Like, what if the color I see as blue is what you see as red, man?)
Knowledge: Cosmic Insights (When you're on this weed, you understand everything about the universe, man, but then you totally forget it when you come down)
Plant Manipulation (It's a plant that grows from seeds, man), Emotion Manipulation (Makes even scary SCPs all mellow), Enhanced Senses (Makes music sound so much better, man), Memory Manipulation (Sometimes makes you forget stuff, like where you put the lighter), Consumption (Gives you serious munchies), Animal Manipulation (Makes animals chase their tails for hours), Resurrection (Somehow brought Jerry back for a Dead show), Reality Warping (Makes freaky shit happen sometimes)
- Seeds: You can plant these to grow more of that excellent weed, especially if you use that special dirt that makes weed grow real fast.
- Really big joints: Like the one Bobble the Clown was smoking, man, it was comically oversized.
Notable Techniques
- Getting Really Baked: When you smoke this weed, you get super high, man, like higher than you've ever been before.
- Growing More Weed: You can plant the seeds in that special dirt to grow even more excellent weed.
- Sharing With SCPs: You can give this weed to other SCPs to see what happens, and usually it's something totally wild and awesome.
- Perfect Doobie Rolling: Bobble the Clown can teach you how to roll the perfect doobie.
- Making a Bong Out of Found Materials: Bobble the Clown knows how to make a bong out of anything, man.
Other
Standard Tactics: Usually you just smoke it and chill out, man. Sometimes you share it with your friends or with SCPs to see what happens.
Weaknesses: Getting confiscated by Dr. Clef and other buzzkills. Also, running out of that excellent weed is like, such a bummer, man.
Trivia
- Dr. Chronic and Dr. Marijuana are the main researchers who work with this excellent weed, and they're like, always finding new SCPs to share it with.
- Dr. Clef confiscated all the weed once, but then he got super high and went to the cafeteria demanding stir-fried noodles, pizza, corn chips, and dark chocolate, and he was smiling, which was totally weird.
- This weed made Bobble the Clown create a whole episode about how to take over the regional black market drug trade with ruthless efficiency, which is pretty hardcore, man.
- If you give this weed to that dude Spanky, he makes this sound that's "like a hacking cough, except cacking" and it's so loud it sets off seismic detectors, which is wild, man.
Containment Records
Many-0-0
- Made Dr. Clef Happy - Total Mellowing
- Conditions: He confiscated the weed but then smoked it
- Location: Site-42
- Note: Gave him the munchies and made him smile, which freaked out the cafeteria staff.
- Josie the Dog - Tail Chasing
- Conditions: Dr. Chronic gave her some weed
- Location: Unknown
- Note: Made her chase her tail for like, two hours.
- Dead Show Resurrection - Musical Miracle
- Conditions: Gave some weed to a basketball game
- Location: Unknown
- Note: Somehow turned the game into a Grateful Dead concert with Jerry Garcia looking pretty good despite being dead.
- Dr. Clef's Confiscation - Buzzkill
- Conditions: Unprofessional behavior
- Location: Site-42
- Note: Dr. Clef confiscated all the samples but totally smoked some himself later.
- Lost Joint Incident - Staircase Freakout
- Conditions: Dr. Chronic trying to find a quiet place to smoke
- Location: Some staircase
- Note: Lost joint after freaky shit started happening.
- Old Dude Who Gets Cut Up - Rejection
- Conditions: Dr. Marijuana offered him some weed
- Location: Unknown
- Note: He just said No, which is like, his choice, man.
