Caught you. Too slow! End of the line, suckers. Get ready to chew on some explosions!
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~ Greyface before battling the Applechasers
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Ack! Crap! Crap! Knew I should have brought more weaponry... I'll take out you punks later! For now, I'll just take this shiny apple here! Gahaha! See you losers later! That is... if you even have a ship!
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~ Greyface after being beaten by the Applechasers
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You didn't seriously think you have gotten away, did you? Luckily for me, I have a trick stashed away to keep me from having the same problem as last time. Gahahaha! Reprogramming in progress! Now... robot. Take 'em all out! They'll regret the day they ever messed with me and Giegue!
You know you can't kill me. I've got an ace up my sleeve. Just watch!
This wonderful machine was given to me by Lord Giygas himself. But... you don't even know who that is!
That's because you still call him Giegue. You think he's strong now? Wait and see! Giygas's power is beyond your very comprehension.
So that's why you can't win. As soon as I'm down for the count... I'll be gone to another time and place. With this wonderful time machine! Hehehe!
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~ Greyface to the applechasers
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Now, I... well... It's going to seem like I'm running away, but perhaps I'll just sneak away to another era to think about my next plan. All right, well, I'll be seeing you! So who do you think is the cool guy now?
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~ Greyface to Niiue before retreating to a different time, in a suspiciously similar quote and fashion to how he did with Ness
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Master Giegue! Master Giegue! I found your machine and made it as fast as I could! (huff, puff)
...Oh. So that's what you're gonna do. Well then I'll be in charge!
I'll hang back for now until the fighting stops. You need me not to be hit by those guys!
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~ Porky Minch
Background
Greyface is an antagonist in Mother: Cognitive Dissonance. He is a smug, rude servant of Giegue, and is assigned to take all the apple pieces to form the Apple of Enlightenment. He is first seen spying on Alinivar. Next appearance, he is consulting with Elmadan before Colonel Saturn and Alinivar defeat Elmadan, only to allow Greyface to escape and insult Alinivar
In Chapter 3, he is seen stealing the Apple of Spring from from the Applechasers, can proceeds to fight them with his arsenal of weapons. However, once his weapons run out, he retreats. He is next seen in Chapter 5 on Mars, where he hijacks Larice, causing him to hand over the recently retrieved Apple of Autumn, which Greyface then hands to Giegue. His final appearance is in Chapter 6, it is revealed he assembled the Pigsnout society, and the disguised Applechasers temporarily join it and get hired by Greyface to retrieve the Apple of Winter. Once they Apple of Winter is retrieved, Greyface reveals that he knew he hired the Applechasers all along, and tries to escort the them out. However, his guards are token out by Niiue and a recently rebooted Larice. He then battles the applechasers in his time traveling Spider Mech that Giygas gave him, until Giegue arrives. The Applechasers then use the Phase Distorter to retreat to a different era and Greyface briefly battles Niiue with Giegue, until he retreats.
Greyface can also be seen in Niiue's magicant in various chapters, either taunting Niiue or asking if he himself is relevant.
Greyface's true identity is none other than Porky Minch
Powers and Stats
Tier: 10-C physically. 8-B with Weapons. At least 8-B in his Spider Mech
Name: Greyface, Porky Minch (true identity), "H. A. Greyface" in his Spider Mech (Heavily Armed Greyface)
Age: Unknown, possibly at least 12 (Comparable to his canon counterpart. Started to time travel, which was what would start his excessive aging)
Travel Speed:Subsonic (Comparable to his canon counterpart, hasn't time traveled enough to become a helpless old man-child). Higher in his Spider Mech. FTL with his Hover Car (Can travel across different planets with ease)
Combat Speed:FTL (Fought against the Applechasers, who can dodge light based attacks like PK Beam or PK Flash)
Reaction Speed:FTL (Can dodge attacks from the Applechasers)
Lifting Strength:Unknown (Can carry weapons such as Flamethrowers and Bazookas)
Striking Strength:Below Average Human Class. At least City Block Class with his Spider Mech
Durability:City Block level (Can tank attacks from the Applechasers). At least City Block level in his Spider Mech
Stamina: Potentially Limitless (Has began to time travel, which would eventually cause him to never die or be incapacitated). Limitless in his Spider Mech
Range:Extended Melee Range. Hundreds of Meters with Attacks and Weapons. Low Multiverse level (Can travel back and forth in time, as well as travel from the Mother universe, which is described to be another space-time)
Intelligence: Likely Extraordinary Genius (Shouldn't be far behind his canon counterpart. Assembled the Pigsnout Society. Hijacked Larice)
Weaknesses: Much like his canon counterpart, he is cowardly, lonely, sadistic, hypocritical, and had a genuinely bad childhood. Will not fight unless he has the proper equipment