I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
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I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
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GIRL.
YOU THERE. GIRL.
GIRL, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME
WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?
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Summary
Caliborn is the true main antagonist of Homestuck. He is insanely ambitious to achieve what he wants, and thus becomes the Lord of Time.
After clearing "The Dead Session/The Void Session" by killing Yaldaboath, Caliborn breaks the Grandfather Clock and absorbs its power, eventually allowing himself to get sealed along with other entities to become Lord English, a demon so powerful, not even the Author could stop him, and proceeds to destroy everything that poses a threat to him
Powers and Stats
Tier: 5-A | At least 2-A | At least 2-A, possibly High 2-A | At least 2-A, likely High 2-A
Name: Caliborn | Lord English
Origin: Homestuck
Age Eleven "Units" | Older than time
Gender: Male
Classification: Cherub, Sburb Player | Lord of Time | Ascended God-Tier | Indestructable Paradox Demon, Amalgam of 3-and-a-half entities)
Travel Speed: Unknown | Immeasurable (Superior to the other God-Tiers) | Immeasurable (Stomped all the Beta and Alpha kids) | Immeasurable (Superior to than before, is already here)
Striking Strength: Unknown | At least Macroversal+ | At least Macroversal+, possibly High Macroversal+ | At least Macroversal+, likely High Macroversal+
Durability: Large Planet level | At least Macroverse level+ (Tanked many hits from John Egbert) | At least Macroverse level+, possibly High Macroverse level+ (Not even Jake's hope field could scratch him) | At least Macroverse level+, possibly High Macroverse level+ (Can only be harmed by the Ultimate Weapon, implied to be alive after the furthest ring collapsed on him)
Stamina: Very Higher. Trekked LOCAM without any signs of exhaustion | Higher | Limitless | Limitless
Range: Standard Melee, Higher with Rifle, Macroversal+ with Mind Control (Can control Jack from another session) | Macroversal+ | Macroversal+ | High Macroversal+
Standard Equipment: Cane that can morph into a gun, Juju Breaker | Golden Cane that can morph into a gun | All previous, Juju, Lil'Cal, Gamzee Makara | Green Sun Cane that can morph into an AK-47
Intelligence: Extremely cunning and clever with an understanding of space-time, but stuck in puberty, and is Immature | Same | Same, possibly Nigh-Omniscient | Nigh-Omniscient (Doc Scratch, who is part of him, is this smart. Dirkbot, also part of him, is also this smart)
Weaknesses: Stuck in puberty | Same | Same | The Ultimate Weapon