User:Schwarzweissrot/Sandbox3

“	Sun Tzu said, 'Winning a hundred wars is not the best thing. The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth!	„
	~ Soldier

Background

Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected by every branch of the military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 8-C, likely 8-B

Name: Jane Doe

Origin: Team Fortress 2

Gender: Male

Age: 50's

Classification: Human, Mercenary

Attack Potency: At least Building level to Building level+, likely City Block level

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Relativistic (Moves at a fifth of the speed of the projectiles from the Righteous Bison)

Combat Speed: Relativistic+ (Can consistently fight with and against his fellow mercenaries), Relativistic+ to FTL with weapons

Reaction Speed: Relativistic+ (Capable of reacting to the projectiles from the Righteous Bison)

Lifting Strength: At least Class 1 (Can casually totes the Blackbox, which is described as a 'half-a-ton hellrazer.' Was capable of snapping necks on multiple occasions), possibly higher

Striking Strength: At least Building Class to Building Class+, likely City Block Class

Durability: At least Building level to Building level+, likely City Block level

Stamina: Superhuman (Ran for many hours straight without resting, never showing any signs of fatigue afterwards. Also reacted very casually to having his hand cut off by Pyro)

Range: Standard Melee Range by himself and with melee weapons, tens of meters with Shotguns, hundreds of meters with Rocket Launchers

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery, Resurrection (He has stated that he can't be killed [permanentely] and will only come back stronger; this is because he has eaten an entire bottle of Merasmus' "Kill me, come back stronger" pills), Limited Immortality (Type 6. Was still being able to move with barely any blood in him, should be comparable to BLU Scout who was still conscious even though RED Heavy had punched out all his blood), Multiple Personalities (Shown here), Enhanced Senses and Extrasensory Perception (Can see and talk with the souls of Redmond and Blutarch Mann), Immunity to Soul Manipulation (Due to Medic surgically implanting himself with the soul of every other mercenary), Resistance to Heat Manipulation (Can tank several shots from weapons that can vaporize human beings and even MvM robots), Pain (Barely reacted to getting his hand cut off by Pyro), Extreme Cold (Managed to survive in freezing russian mountains, despite the fact that he was not wearing weather compatible clothing; was capable of resisting the temperature even when he was naked)

Same as base, Explosion Manipulation (via Rocket Launchers; self-explanatory), Statistics Amplification (via the Buff Banner, Battalion's Backup, and Concheror), Curse Manipulation, Self-healing and limited One Hit Kill (via Half-Zatoichi), Energy Projection, Fire Manipulation, Energy Manipulation and Durability Negation (via Cow Mangler 5000 and Righteous Bison), Regeneration (Mid-low, via the Concheror), Transmutation (via Saxxy and Golden Frying Pan)

Same as the first two keys, Magic, Electricity Manipulation (via Ball O' Lightning), Necromancy and Summoning (via Skeletons Horde), Summoning (via Summon MONOCULUS), Invisibility (Via Stealth), Teleportation and Healing (via Shadow Leap), Fire Manipulation (via Fireball), Healing, Statistics Amplification and Size Manipulation (via Power Up), Status Effect Inducement and Animal Manipulation (via Swarm of Bats), Healing and Invincibility (via Overheal), Explosion Manipulation (via Pumpkin MIRV and Meteor Shower]), Blast Jumping and Healing (via Blast Jump), Soul Manipulation (via Soul Gargoyle; which collects the soul of those who are killed by its wielders)

Same as the first two keys, Regeneration (Mid-low), Status Effect Inducement (via Rocket Specialist; direct hits with RPGs are capable of stunning opponents) Self-Healing (via Health on Kill), Statistics Amplification (via Crits on Kill), Teleportation and Statistics Amplification (via Teleport to Spawn Canteen; teleports the user to spawn and gives a 5 second speed boost), Invulnerability (via Become Ubercharged Canteen), Statistics Amplification (via Become Crit Boosted Canteen), Resistance to Fire Manipulation (via Fire Resistance), Explosion Manipulation (via Blast Resistance)

Standard Equipment: aaaaaa

Intelligence: Varies academically, up to Genius for combat-related topics (He built a functioning Rocket Launcher and a Shotgun out of trash), Above Average combat-wise, Mental Disability street smarts (He believes that all of his fellow mercenaries are american simply because Heavy and Medic told him so. When playing a Tabletop board game with Scout, Heavy and Miss Pauling he repeated the same action over and over again expecting a different result despite Miss Pauling's warnings that this would end the game. He was easily tricked by Merasmus pretending to be a pizza man named Merasmurray after already having said who he really was)

Weaknesses: He is truly insane, leading to his illogical actions and volatile personality. Because of his low intelligence and common sense, he is also easy to manipulate, trick, or outsmart.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

• Kamikaze: The Soldier tosses away his pickaxe, cracks his knuckles, takes a grenade off of his chest sling, thrusts his fist in the air and explodes, killing himself and any nearby enemies, buildings included.

Note: The following statements indicate that some of the weapons of the mercs are capable of atomization:

• "Ideal for atomizing moon soldiers or neighborhood dogs at your earliest convenience!"
  • Pretty self-explanatory.

• "A deadly device by any measure, the Cow Mangler will quantum disentangle Cows, Sheep, Humans and even Demomen!"
  • Quantum entanglement refers to molecules being close to one another and disentanglement refers to separating those molecules.

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