User:Cerberusleuth/Homestuff

“	Come! Gather around! Come, one and all, fair citizens of Tazmily! Congratulations are in order for the hard work you put in every single day! I've come here today to give you all wonderful news... about happiness! ...Blue skies. White clouds. Bountiful crops. Stout livestock. Happy families and kindhearted neighboors... This village is filled with so many wondrous things! But, there's still something missing. A tiny speck of uncertainty that steals into each bright day. Is this really how things should be? Shouldn't we be living much more comfortable, enjoyable lives?! It's only natural to harbor a few such suspicions. Odd animals that have never been seen before now lurk in our forests, and giant balloon-like objects soar our skies! What's going on?! What's happening in the world we live in?! And that's not all! Not by a long shot! The word on the wind says that in the very near future, lightning powerful enough to burn down forests and woods will rain down on us almost daily! Oh! You laughed at that, didn't you? You thought to yourself, "Get real! Something like that would never happen!" But I truly believe this will soon be a reality. And in times like this, isn't it human nature to want to be happy? To live with a smile on your face? But I have good news for you! Today is your lucky day! You can obtain happiness very easily. Just look here! Even my cute, adorable Salsa is dancing so happily... The reason for this, you see... is that this monkey has gotten a head start on obtaining happiness! How exactly did little Salsa here manage to find happiness? All those who are interested, please raise your hand boisterously. Who wants to be happy?! (...) If even just one more of us can achieve happiness, all will be right in the world!	„
	~ Fassad introducing capitalism to Tazmily

“	I found you. I finally found you. Nwehehehe! Because of you, I feel more beautiful, newer, and wonderful than ever before, but I will not thank you. Blunder? ...Threw me off Blunder Tower? I'm sorry, I don't understand... Ah. ...off Thunder Tower. You threw me off Thunder Tower... The resulting shame, pain, and woe are humiliating. VERY humiliating. Therefore, I would very much like to return the favor in full. Today will be the day I make you cry... I will make you cry uncle. I do not believe I will ever lose to the likes of you again... Nwehehehehe! Now let us begin, kind sirs. I will show a mature, grownup terribleness. And that terribleness is a very mature and grownup terribleness. Nwehehehehehe!	„
	~ Fassad's interepter before New Fassad battles the main cast

“	Nwehehehehe! Hehehe! Nwehhehehehehe! I will humbly make you pay for this.	„
	~ Fassad's interepter after New Fassad battles the main cast

“	Nwehehehehehehehehe! Oh, what a pleasure it is to see you again. Long time, no see, I say nwehehehehe to you, for I will now give you thoroughly destructive damage, I have been remade into an incredible, fiercely powerful, and dangerous ultimate weapon. Therefore, I will absolutely, unquestionably be victories over you. What's more, I will put an end to your tale. I will give you damage, and then provide you with even more damage, until you are soundly defeated. Now, then. Here I come. Nwehehehe nwehehehe nwehehehehehe.	„
	~ Fassad's interepter before Miracle Fassad fights against the main cast

“	Gah! Oww ow owww... You have bested me, kind sirs. Actually, no, you did not best me. You are merely detestable. I am sick of all this fighting. Very, extremely sick of it. This is all just a game. You could call it Master Porky's game. You people are still stuck inside the game. As for me, I may have been removed from it. But, I am still not sure. The flames of my life are in danger now. I do not think we will ever meet again. And not just in battle. Nwehehe!	„
	~ Fassad's interepter after Miracle Fassad is finally defeated by the main cast

“	Nwehehehehe!	„
	~ Fassad's iconic laugh

Powers and Stats

Tier: 8-B | 8-B | 8-B, higher with his horns broken off

Name: Fassad, Yokuba (Japanese Name), Locria (True Identity)

Age: Unknown

Sex: Sexless (Magypsies are sexless), uses male pronouns

Origin: Mother 3

Classification: Magypsy, Merchant | Cyborg

Attack Potency: City Block level (Heavily implied that his true identity is the Magypsy known as Locria, later being confirmed by WoG. This puts him comparable to the other Magypsies, such as Mixolydia who can create the Barrier Trio, or Ionia who can briefly incapacitate a late-game Kumatora) | City Block level (Superior to before, fought against Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney) | City Block level (Superior to before, fighting against the main cast again), higher with his horns broken off (When Fassad's horns break off, he becomes more serious and powerful, being able to use PSI)

Dimensionality: 3-D

Travel Speed: Subsonic (Can keep up with Salsa. Shouldn't be slower than Ionia, who can keep up with Lucas) | At least Subsonic | At least Subsonic

Combat Speed: FTL (Shouldn't be any slower than the other magypsies) | FTL (Superior to before. Fought against the main cast, who can dodge laser beams from the K9000 and also fight Porky Minch, who fought against Ness, Paula, Jeff Andonuts, and Poo at their peaks) | FTL (Same as before)

Reaction Speed: FTL | FTL | FTL

Lifting Strength: Class 5 (Shound't be blow the main cast) | At least Class 5 | At least Class 5

Striking Strength: City Block Class | City Block Class | City Block Class

Durability: City Block level | City Block level (Can tank attacks from the main cast) | City Block level

Stamina: Unknown | Limitless due to being a cyborg

Range: Extended Melee, possibly higher. Higher by shocking (Can shock Salsa no matter how far he runs) | As before, Hundreds of Meters with PSI (Comparable to the other PSI users) | As before, possibly higher with PSI (Can use PK Starstorm, which is implied to summon meteors)

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Electricity Manipulation (Can shock Salsa), Psychic Powers (As a Magypsy, he should know PSI), Immortality (Type 8: His life is tied to his needle), Sealing (The Magypsies created the needles to seal away the Dark Dragon)

All previous powers, Flight, Cyborgization, Sound Manipulation (Can use musical noises to attack), Light Manipulation and Energy Projection (Able to fire beams. Can also emit light, which can cause someone to cry or faint), Explosion Manipulation (Can throw bombs), Fragrance Manipulation, Disease Manipulation, and Disease Manipulation (By emitting an awful smell, he inflicts the Nausea to one character), Gas Manipulation and Memory Manipulation (Via Forgetfulness Gas), Animal Manipulation and Power Nullification (Able to give fleas to a target via Flea Bomb, causing them to be unable to use special abilities), Forcefield Creation and Damage Reduction (Via Shield α. Shown to have a shield at the start of the battle), Healing (By scarfing down a Luxury Banana)

All previous powers to a greater extent, Rage Power and Reactive Power Level (After his horns break off, he shall become enrage, along with gaining the ability to use PSI)

All previous powers, Heat Manipulation and Air Manipulation (PK Freeze Ω), Electricity Manipulation, Paralysis Inducement, and Forcefield Creation Negation (PK Thunder Ω can disable shields and has a chance of inducing Paralysis), Mind Manipulation and Status Effect Inducement (Brainshock Ω can cause the strange debuff), Statistics Reduction (Offense Down Ω will lower offense), Statistics Amplification (Defense Up Ω will increase his defense), Curtain Fire (PK Startstorm)

Standard Equipment:

Intelligence:

Standard Tactics:

Weaknesses:

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Key: Base | New Fassad | Miracle Fassad

Note: It should be noted that New Fassad has the same abilities as Miracle Fassad before having his horns broken, minus Rage Power and Reactive Power Level and learning PSI. So if you see a justification for one of New Fassad's abilities linking to the Miracle Fassad fight, do not be confused.