Come! Gather around! Come, one and all, fair citizens of Tazmily! Congratulations are in order for the hard work you put in every single day! I've come here today to give you all wonderful news... about happiness! ...Blue skies. White clouds. Bountiful crops. Stout livestock. Happy families and kindhearted neighboors... This village is filled with so many wondrous things! But, there's still something missing. A tiny speck of uncertainty that steals into each bright day. Is this really how things should be? Shouldn't we be living much more comfortable, enjoyable lives?! It's only natural to harbor a few such suspicions. Odd animals that have never been seen before now lurk in our forests, and giant balloon-like objects soar our skies! What's going on?! What's happening in the world we live in?! And that's not all! Not by a long shot! The word on the wind says that in the very near future, lightning powerful enough to burn down forests and woods will rain down on us almost daily! Oh! You laughed at that, didn't you? You thought to yourself, "Get real! Something like that would never happen!" But I truly believe this will soon be a reality. And in times like this, isn't it human nature to want to be happy? To live with a smile on your face? But I have good news for you! Today is your lucky day! You can obtain happiness very easily. Just look here! Even my cute, adorable Salsa is dancing so happily... The reason for this, you see... is that this monkey has gotten a head start on obtaining happiness! How exactly did little Salsa here manage to find happiness? All those who are interested, please raise your hand boisterously. Who wants to be happy?! (...) If even just one more of us can achieve happiness, all will be right in the world!
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~ Fassad introducing capitalism to Tazmily
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I found you. I finally found you. Nwehehehe! Because of you, I feel more beautiful, newer, and wonderful than ever before, but I will not thank you. Blunder? ...Threw me off Blunder Tower? I'm sorry, I don't understand... Ah. ...off Thunder Tower. You threw me off Thunder Tower... The resulting shame, pain, and woe are humiliating. VERY humiliating. Therefore, I would very much like to return the favor in full. Today will be the day I make you cry... I will make you cry uncle. I do not believe I will ever lose to the likes of you again... Nwehehehehe! Now let us begin, kind sirs. I will show a mature, grownup terribleness. And that terribleness is a very mature and grownup terribleness. Nwehehehehehe!
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~ Fassad's interepter before New Fassad battles the main cast
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Nwehehehehe! Hehehe! Nwehhehehehehe! I will humbly make you pay for this.
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~ Fassad's interepter after New Fassad battles the main cast
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Nwehehehehehehehehe! Oh, what a pleasure it is to see you again. Long time, no see, I say nwehehehehe to you, for I will now give you thoroughly destructive damage, I have been remade into an incredible, fiercely powerful, and dangerous ultimate weapon. Therefore, I will absolutely, unquestionably be victories over you. What's more, I will put an end to your tale. I will give you damage, and then provide you with even more damage, until you are soundly defeated. Now, then. Here I come. Nwehehehe nwehehehe nwehehehehehe.
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~ Fassad's interepter before Miracle Fassad fights against the main cast
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Gah! Oww ow owww... You have bested me, kind sirs. Actually, no, you did not best me. You are merely detestable. I am sick of all this fighting. Very, extremely sick of it. This is all just a game. You could call it Master Porky's game. You people are still stuck inside the game. As for me, I may have been removed from it. But, I am still not sure. The flames of my life are in danger now. I do not think we will ever meet again. And not just in battle. Nwehehe!
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~ Fassad's interepter after Miracle Fassad is finally defeated by the main cast
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Nwehehehehe!
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~ Fassad's iconic laugh
Background
Powers and Stats
Tier: 8-B | 8-B | 8-B, higher with his horns broken off
Range:Extended Melee, possibly higher. Higher by shocking (Can shock Salsa no matter how far he runs) | As before, Hundreds of Meters with PSI (Comparable to the other PSI users) | As before, possibly higher with PSI (Can use PK Starstorm, which is implied to summon meteors)
Intelligence: At least Gifted (Knows PSI) | At least Gifted | Genius (Knows how to use PK Starstorm)
Standard Tactics: Unknown | New Fassad and Miracle Fassad are both Wildcards
Weaknesses: Arrogant, seemingly fat, leaves Luxury Banana peels everywhere, which lead to his first demise | Is a Mechanical enemy, making him weak to electrical attacks (such as PK Thunder) and water based attacks (such as the Saltwater Gun). Cannot speak on his own (presumably by his new upgrade), using a translator to speak out what he is saying | Will become bloodlusted and enraged once his horns break off
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
Charge: Deals low-level damage to one party member
Musical Horn Attack: Deals mid-level damage to one party member
Fire a whole bunch of beams: Deals mid-level damage to 3 party members
Throw a whole bunch of bombs: Deals high-level damage to all party members
Key: Base | New Fassad | Miracle Fassad
Note: It should be noted that New Fassad has the same abilities as Miracle Fassad before having his horns broken, minus Rage Power and Reactive Power Level and learning PSI. So if you see a justification for one of New Fassad's abilities linking to the Miracle Fassad fight, do not be confused.