Resistances:Causality Manipulation (Unaffected by using time travel to bring cookies forward in time. Can transcend conventional time by ascending to Heaven), Reality Warping (Completely unaffected by the total reset of reality upon ascension), Data Manipulation and Law Manipulation (Unaffected by changing the game's code)
Javascript Console: Create cookies from the very code this game was written in.
Idleverse: There's been countless other idle universes running alongside our own. You've finally found a way to hijack their production and convert whatever they've been making into cookies!
*Reinforced Index Finger: The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient.
"prod prod"
Carpal Tunnel Prevention Cream: The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient.
"it... it hurts to click..."
Ambidextrous: The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient.
"Look ma, both hands!"
Thousand Fingers: The mouse and cursors gain +0.1 cookies for each non-cursor object owned.
"clickity"
Million Fingers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 5.
"clickityclickity"
Billion Fingers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 10.
"clickityclickityclickity"
Trillion Fingers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"clickityclickityclickityclickity"
Quadrillion Fingers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"clickityclickityclickityclickityclick"
Quintillion Fingers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"man, just go click click click click click, it’s real easy, man."
Sextillion Fingers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"sometimesthings justclick"
Septillion Fimgers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
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Octillion Fingers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20..
"Turns out you can quite put your finger on it."
Nonillion Fingers: Multiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20.
"Only for the freakiest handshakes."
*Mice Clicking Mice: Cursors gain +5% CpS per fractal engine. Fractal engines gain +0.1% CpS per cursor.
"Absolutely blasphemous(e)!"
Fortune #001: Cursors are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"Fingers are not the only thing you can count on."
*Farmer Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Farms gain +1% CpS per grandma.
"A nice farmer to grow more cookies."
Miner Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Mines gain +1% CpS per 2 grandmas.
"A nice miner to dig more cookies."
Worker Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Factories gain +1% CpS per 3 grandmas.
"A nice worker to manufacture more cookies."
Baker Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Banks gain +1% CpS per 4 grandmas
"A nice banker to cash in more cookies"
Priestess Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Temples gain +1% CpS per 5 grandmas.
"A nice priestess to praise the great Baker in the sky."
Witch Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Wizard towers gain +1% CpS per 6 grandmas.
"A nice witch to cast a zip, and a zoop, and poof! Cookies."
Cosmic Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Shipments gain +1% CpS per 7 grandmas.
"A nice thing to... uh... cookies."
Transmuted Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Alchemy labs gain +1% CpS per 8 grandmas.
"A nice golden grandma to convert into more cookies."
Altered Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Portals gain +1% CpS per 9 grandmas.
"a NiCe GrAnDmA tO bA##########"
Grandmas' Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Time machines gain +1% CpS per 10 grandmas.
"A nice grandma's nice grandma to bake double the cookies."
Antigrandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Antimatter condensers gain +1% CpS per 11 grandmas.
"A mean antigrandma to vomit more cookies.(Do not put in contact with normal grandmas; loss of matter may occur.)"
Rainbow Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Prisms gain +1% CpS per 12 grandmas.
"A luminous grandma to sparkle into cookies."
Lucky Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Chancemakers gain +1% CpS per 13 grandmas.
"A fortunate grandma that always seems to find more cookies."
Metagrandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Fractal engines gain +1% CpS per 14 grandmas.
"A fractal grandma to make more grandmas to make more cookies."
Binary Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Javascript consoles gain +1% CpS per 15 grandmas.
"A digital grandma to transfer more cookies.(See also : boolean grandmas, string grandmas, and not-a-number grandmas, also known as "NaNs".)"
Alternate Grandmas: Grandmas are twice as efficient. Idleverses gain +1% CpS per 16 grandmas.
"A different grandma to bake something else."
*Forwards From Grandma: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"RE:RE:thought you'd get a kick out of this ;))"
Steel-Plated Rolling Pins: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Just what you kneaded."
Lubricated Dentures: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"squish"
Prune Juice: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Gets me going."
Double-Thick Glasses: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Oh... so THAT's what I've been baking."
Aging Agents: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Counter-intuitively, grandmas have the uncanny ability to become more powerful the older they get."
Xtreme Walkers: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Complete with flame decals and a little horn that goes "toot"."
The Unbridling: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"It might be a classic tale of bad parenting, but let's see where grandma is going with this."
Reverse Dementia: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Extremely unsettling, and somehow even worse than the regular kind."
Timeproof Hair Dyes: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Why do they always have those strange wispy pink dos? What do they know about candy floss that we don't?"
Good Manners: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Apparently these ladies are much more amiable if you take the time to learn their strange, ancient customs, which seem to involve saying "please" and "thank you" and staring at the sun with bulging eyes while muttering eldritch curses under your breath."
Generation Degeneration: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"Genetic testing shows that most of your grandmas are infected with a strange degenerative disease that only seems to further their powers; the more time passes, the older they get. This should concern you."
Visits: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"In an extensive double-blind study (sample size: 12 millions), your researchers have found evidence that grandmas are up to twice as productive if you just come by and say hi once in a while. It's nice to check up on your grans! (Do not under any circumstances ingest any tea or tea-like substances the grandmas may offer you.)."
*Ritual Rolling Pins: Grandmas are twice as efficient.
"The result of years of scientific research!"
One Mind: Each grandma gains +0.02 base Cps per grandma.
"We are one. We are many."
Communal Brainsweep: Each grandma gains another +0.02 base Cps per grandma.
"We fuse. We merge. We grow."
Elder Pact: Each grandma gains +0.05 base CpS per portal.
"squirm crawl slither writhe
today we rise"
*Naughty List: Grandmas are twice as productive. Cost scales with Santa level.
"This list contains every unholy deed perpetuated by grandmakind.He won't be checking this one twice.Once. Once is enough."
Elderwort Biscuits: Cookie production multiplier +2%. Grandma production multiplier +2%. Dropped by elderwort plants. Cost scales with CpS.
"They taste incredibly stale, even when baked fresh."
Script Grannies: Grandmas gain +5% CpS per javascript console. Javascript consoles gain +0.1% CpS per grandma.
"Armies of energy drink-fueled grandmas ready to hack into the cyberspace for renegade e-cookies."
Fortune #002: Grandmas are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper.
"A wrinkle is a crack in a mundane facade."
Cat Ladies: Each kitten upgrade boosts grandma CpS by 29%.
"Oh no. Oh no no no. Ohh this isn't right at all."
Milkhelp® Lactose Intolerance Relief Tablets: Each rank of milk boosts grandma CpS by 5%.
"Aged like milk."
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