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“	THAT FIGHT... INCREDIBLE I MUST SAY! YOU MAY BE WHAT SATRALIA NEEDS. I AM COLONEL SATURN. ZOOM! IF YOU WOULD HAVE AN OLD SOLDIER LIKE ME FOLLOW YOU FOR A WHILE... I WOULD LIKE TO RECRUIT YOU TO HELP ME CLEAR OUT THE OLD LAKE TOWER ZOOM. ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO, A METEOR KER-SLAMMED OVER BY LAKE, AND MANY OF US WENT GREEN. GREEN MR. SATURN IS MEAN LIKE THE ROCKS OF ROCK WAR II. TOGETHER WE WILL DRIVE THE ENEMIES BACK. BOING!	„
	~ Col. Saturn upon joining Alinivar

“	WOWWWW... THIS THING COOLER THAN VICTORY DAY. IT GLOWING? I SEE... GREAT BATTLE AHEAD. BIGGER THAN THE ROCK WAR, ZOOM... I AM HAPPY TO BE PART OF SUCH AN IMPORTANT UNDERTAKING. I'M IN TILL THE END.	„
	~ Col. Saturn on the Misplaced Tree Trunk and upon discovering PSI

Background

Colonel Saturn, also called Col. Saturn for short, is a veteran of Rock War II who accompanies Alinivar on his journey to obtain the four pieces of the Apple of Enlightenment. Like many Mr. Saturns, he has a curious and upbeat personality, and during multiple sidequests, he bravely fights alone as needed. He joins the Applechasers after he watches Alinivar beat up a Mr. Sicko.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Low 8-C | At least Low 8-C | At least Low 8-C | 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | At least 8-B | 3-A, possibly 2-C

Name: Colonel Saturn, Col. Saturn, bamf, Big Nose, Military Man

Origin: Mother: Cognitive Dissonance

Sex: Male

Age: Unknown, but elderly (Is a veteran warrior who fought in the Rock War)

Classification: Mr. Saturn, Military Soldier, Applechaser

Attack Potency: Small Building level+ (Can fight alongside Alinivar) | At least Small Building level+ (Superior to before) | At least Small Building level+ | City Block level (Can fight alongside Larice, who is a Starman and can fight against them) | At least City Block level (Superior to before) | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | Universe level, possibly Complex Universe level (Absorbed his own magicant. Fought against Giygas. See not below)

Dimensionality: 3-D, possibly 4-D after absorbing Magicant

Travel Speed: Superhuman (Comparable to the rest of the party members) | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | At least Superhuman | Extra-Temporal (Fought against Giygas)

Combat Speed: Speed of Light (Can use abilities such as PK Flash or PK Beam) | FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL | Extra-Temporal

Reaction Speed: Speed of Light (Can dodge abilities such as PK Flash or PK Beam) | FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL (Superior to before) | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL | At least FTL | Extra-Temporal

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Small Building Class+ | At least Small Building Class+ (Superior to before) | At least Small Building Class+ | City Block Class (Comparable to Larice) | At least City Block Class (Superior to before) | At least City Block Class | At least City Block Class | At least City Block Class | Universe level, possibly Complex Universal (Can harm Giygas)

Durability: Small Building level+ | At least Small Building level+ (Superior to before) | At least Small Building level+ | City Block level | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | At least City Block level | Universe level, possibly Complex Universe level (Can tank attacks from Giygas)

Stamina:

Range:

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Healing (Via DING!, which heals the party), Weapon Usage (Proficient in gun usage), Statistics Reduction, Statistics Amplification, and Absorption (ZOOM will absorb some speed from the enemy), Purification (DING will get rid of the Numb, Wrapped, and Sleep Debuff)

All previous powers, Statistics Amplification (Via PSI Quicken α and PSI Atk. Up α), Dimensional Travel (Via 4th-D Slip)

All previous powers, Statistics Amplification (Via PSI Def. Up α)

All previous powers, Speed Reduction (Via PSI Slowdown α)

All previous powers, Light Manipulation, Paralysis Inducement, Status Effect Inducement, One Hit KO, Mind Manipulation, and Empathic Manipulation (Via PK Flash α, which can cause KO, Numb, Strange, Crying, or Dumb)

All previous powers, Statistics Amplification (Via PSI Quicken Ω)

All previous powers, Statistics Reduction (Via PSI Slowdown Ω)

All previous powers, Statistics Amplification (Via PSI Def. Up Ω), Reactive Power Level (PK Ground will deal more damage the more Colonel Saturn uses it)

All previous powers to a vastly greater extent, Light Manipulation, Paralysis Inducement, Status Effect Inducement, One Hit KO, Transmutation, Petrification, Mind Manipulation, and Empathic Manipulation (Via PK Flash Ω, which can cause KO, Numb, Strange, Crying, Diamondized, or Dumb)

Poison Manipulation and Disease Manipulation (Mushroom Blaster can cause Poison, Coughing, and Nausea. Dust Launcher and Hand Cannon can make enemies cough), Electricity Manipulation and Empathic Manipulation (Lightning Tosser is an electric weapon that can cause crying. The Needler uses an electric element), Statistics Amplification (Speedy Popper and Shroomshot Rifle allows Colonel Saturn to move so fast that he always goes first), One Hit KO (Porta-cannon and Mayhem Shotgun Insta-KO), Inperceivable Attacks (The Borange Ray is described to attack with an inexplicable element), Morality Manipulation (The Borange Ray can cause the Insanity debuff), Light Manipulation and Radiation Manipulation (Secret Ray Gun uses a beam element, causing the "beamed" debuff. Flashblaster utilizes a light-based attack. Mayhem Shotgun can cause the beam debuff.), Ice Manipulation (Icicle Gun has a freeze element and can freeze enemies), limited Cyborgization (The Radar Bow is described to have many bionic enhancements in it), Darkness Manipulation (Duskblaster is a darkness based gun that uses a typeless attack), Paralysis Inducement and Sleep Manipulation (Flashblaster can cause Numb or Sleep. Mayhem Shotgun can cause Numb), Mind Manipulation (Mayhem Shotgun can cause the strange debuff), Reactive Power Level (The Ballpeen Hammer deals immense damage to Giygas despite dealing little damage to others), Resistance to Empathic Manipulation, Poison Manipulation, One Hit KO, Paralysis Inducement, Sleep Manipulation, Rage Power, Disease Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Transmutation, Petrification, Morality Manipulation, Radiation Manipulation, Statistics Reduction, Adhesive Manipulation, and Status Effect Inducement (Eye Coin, Emblem Coin, and Coin of Defense provides immunity to crying. Radiant Coin provides immunity to KO and Numb. Wonder Coin provides 50% resistance to everything except for insanity. Morph-Iron Bow provides resistance to the beamed debuff. The Red Cap can prevent the Insane Debuff),

Poison Manipulation (Yellow Shroom Cap inflicts poison on a single target), Disease Manipulation (Gross Purple Fungus inflicts Nausea on a single target), Mind Manipulation (Magic mushroom can cause Strange or Dumb), Fire Manipulation (Fire in a Jar works as a single use PK Fire that doesn't consume PP. The Red Gem is an infinite use but PP consuming PK Fire α), Resistance Manipulation (Vulnerability spray reduces a single target's resistance to Freeze, Fire, Beam, and Electric attacks), Purification and Attack Reflection (Guardthought pill cures Numb, Beamed, Sleep, and Coughing, as well as imbuing the target with PSI Reflect. It should be noted that this item is a double edged sword, as it makes the user dumb and negates PSI Lifeup. Green Gembloom cures nausea and poison), Ice Manipulation (Blue Gem acts as an infinite use PK Freeze α, but it consumes PP), Healing (Green Gem is an infinite use but PP consuming PSI Healing α. Red Gemblooms heal Mr. Saturns completely), Radiation Manipulation (The Yellow Gem is an infinite use but PP consuming PK Beam β), Time Manipulation (Fuzzy Frog saves the game),

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Key: Beginning of Game | Post-Misplaced Tree Trunk | Post-Deep Spring | Post-Crystal Caves | Post-Eye of the Pyramid | Post-Last Water | Post-Tardrowned Pool | Post-Forgotten Home | Post-Magicant

Note: Whether or not the end game feats are 3-A or 2-C are from the developers of CogDis's knowledge of the feats on the canon game. While it is highly unlikely that they know of canon Giygas's 2-A feat (hence which is why they're not 2-A), it is likely they know of canon Giygas's 2-C feat (disregarding the 2-A feats) due to it being an important plot point of the canon game. The main cast did absorb their magicants, but magicants being 2-C structures as opposed to 3-A ones comes from the original Japanese text, and it is completely unknown if the delevopers of CogDis have knowledge of the Japanese text.

Battle Records

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