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I HAVE PORED OVER EVERY NAUSEATING VERSE. IT HAS BEEN A TRUE EXERCISE IN AGONY. FEW COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING.
BUT THAT'S OK.
BECAUSE I'M NOT THE IDIOT KID I USED TO BE. NOW I KNOW. THAT WHAT IT TAKES FOR ME TO LEARN AND GROW STRONGER.
IS EXCRUCIATING EFFORT.
SO I HAVE A CHOICE. WHICH IS TO EITHER BE WEAK.
WHEN WEAKNESS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
OR TO SUFFER. FOREVER. UNTIL NO ONE ELSE EXISTS.
WHO IS STRONGER THAN ME.
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~ Caliborn
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I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
Caliborn is the true antagonist of Homestuck. He is one of the two Cherub Sburb players, alongside of his sister, Calliope. With burning hatred for his sister, he hired an alternate version of Jack Noir to kill her, prevailing in the battle of the two, then begins his quest of LOCAM (Land of Colors and Mayhem) to begin his quest for godhood.
By swiftly taking his own life on his quest bed, he ascends to God-Tier shortly afterwards: Becoming the Lord of Time. From thereon, he begins to mess with the narrative until confronted by John Egbert. After being defeated by John, Caliborn continues his quest to Godhood, defeating Yaldaboath, and gaining his treasure. By destroying the grandfather clock and absorbing the Juju's power, he becomes an ascended God-Tier, beginning his "masterpiece", where he summons the beta and alpha kids.
After sealing the former away in the juju (and then banishing the treasure to the Furthest Ring, making it extremely difficult to be found), he proceeds to stomp the latter until Jake English used the field of hope to knock him down, Arquius making a suprise appearence to hold him down, and Dirk Strider to start to extract his soul from his body. Allowing this to happen, Caliborn allows the soul of himself, Arquiusprite, and one half of Gamzee Makara to be sealed in to Lil' Cal, then travel all the way back in time, allowing to plant the seeds of his existence into unsuspecting people, allowing himself to will himself into existence once the universe is destroyed, becoming Lord English, an indestructible demon that proceeds to destroy all of existence to secure his own.
Powers and Stats
Tier: Likely 9-A physically. 8-A with weapons | At least High 2-B | At least High 2-B | At least Low 1-C, would eventually become 1-B, possibly far higher
Name: Caliborn, undyingUmbrarage (screen name) | Lord of Time | The Lordling, "Kid/Young Lord English" | Lord English ("LE" for short), Angel of Double Death, Lord of Time, Father Time, Invisible/Unseen Riddler, the "Anti-Narrative"
Dimensionality: 3-D | 3-D | 3-D | 7-D, would eventually become Countless, possibly far higher
Travel Speed: Supersonic+ (Comparable to the other Sburb Players) | Extra-Temporal (Fought evenly with God-Tier John Egbert) | Extra-Temporal (Superior to before, sealed the Beta Kids before they could react and stomped on all the Alpha Kids) | Extra-Temporal
Striking Strength: Likely Small Building level | At least High Multiversal | At least High Multiversal | At least Low Complex Multiversal+, would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher
Durability: Likely Small Building level | At least High Multiverse level (Tanked many hits from John Egbert) | At least High Multiverse level (Not even Jake's hope field could scratch him) | At least Complex Multiversal level+ (Can only be harmed by the Ultimate Weapon, implied to be alive after the furthest ring collapsed on him), would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher
Stamina: Very Higher. Trekked LOCAM without any signs of exhaustion | Higher | Limitless | Limitless
Range: Standard Melee, Higher with Rifle, High Multiversal with Mind Control (Can control Jack from another session), Low Complex Multiversal, would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher with passive fate/causality/probability/plot manipulation (they affect all of Paradox Space, which is 5th dimensional and has platonic concepts that transcends it, along with the event of the infinite stack of creators) | High Multiversal, Low Complex Multiversal, would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher with passives | High Multiversal, Low Complex Multiversal, would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher with passives | At least Complex Multiversal+, would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher
Standard Equipment: Cane that can morph into a gun, Juju Breaker | Golden Cane that can morph into a gun | All previous, Juju, Lil'Cal, Gamzee Makara | Green Sun Cane that can morph into an AK-47
Intelligence: Extremely cunning and clever with an understanding of space-time, but stuck in puberty, and is Immature | Same as before | Same as before, possibly Cosmic (Potentially has control of most of his powers at this point | Cosmic (Doc Scratch, who is part of him, consistently stated to be omniscient or near-omniscient. Dirkbot, also part of him, is "cyber-omniscient")
Standard Tactics: Caliborn attacks with his Juju, which negates the magical effects of an artifact in the timeline, or uses his rifle | As before | He begins by opening the Juju, sealing the souls of up to 4 targets into a Juju, then banishing it into somewhere into the furthest ring. Thereon, he usually uses energy projection | Lord English makes consistent use of his double death (Existence Erasure, Irreversible Damage, and Immortality/Regeneration Negation) ability (See note below)
Weaknesses: Caliborn is extremely immature and permanently stuck in puberty, and is also quick to being completely unreasonable | Same as before, Resurrection will not work if his death is deemed "Heroic" or "Just" | Same as his base (No longer bound the the Heroic or Just death system), very arrogant an underestimative of his opponents due to his newfound powers | With potent enough space-time manipulation (mainly, "glitches/paradoxes in space time") is able to allow you to harm him and ignore his plot shield. The Destruction of the Green Sun severely weakens Lord English and removes the plot shield completely. Is not in a complete state of nonexistence, only being able to turn completely nonexistent on thought.
Keys:Base | God-Tier | Post-Collide | Lord English
Note: There is some contention revolving around Lord English's starting move; In one scene, he opens up by punching a bunch of trolls, which mistakes many people thinking he doesn't open up with powers. However, this has several holes:
That was not the very beginning of the fight: Prior to this, Lord English uses double death on Karkat, who is only 9-A with little hax.
The reason why Lord English resorted to punching was likely due to PIS; Lord English could've easily destroyed the dream bubble along with the Ghost Army with it, but instead resorting to physicals due to how it took place in [S] Collide, Homestuck's final battle, meaning it must be cinematic, and Lord English effortlessly destroying them all would be in character, but very anti-climatic for a final battle, thus the animators made him mix it up with physical attacks and double death rather than nuking the entire dream bubble with double death
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And statements like that are also why you're our leader. But only in name and in spirit. Less so, functionally. If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here.
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~ Dirk Strider to Jane Crocker
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DIRK: Ask me anything. Go ahead. I'll give you a straight answer.
DAVE: alright. here goes. why are we so fucking awesome?
DIRK: Dave. That's the best fucking question, anybody ever asked.
Dirk Strider is a protagonist from MS Paint Adventures' Homestuck, and is the post-scratch "Bro" of Dave Strider. He is a known fanatic of puppets, and he and Dave commonly make ironic jokes to one another. He eventually obtains God Tier within the system.
Powers and Stats
Tier:9-A | High 2-B | At least Low 1-C, would eventually become 1-B, possibly far higher
Dimensionality:3-D | 3-D | 7-D, would eventually become Countless, possibly far higher
Travel Speed:Supersonic+ (Comparable to other characters on his level, was making afterimages at high speeds and cut bullets in half) | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal
Striking Strength:Multi-City Block Class | High Multiversal | At least Low Complex Multiversal+, would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher
Durability:Multi-City Block level | high Multiversal | At least Low Complex Multiversal+, would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher
Range: Extended Melee, High Multiversal with communication | High Multiversal | At least Complex Multiversal+, would eventually become Transverse level, possibly far higher