Sun Tzu said, 'Winning a hundred wars is not the best thing. The best thing is to win without fighting at all.' Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth!
Soldier is one of the several men enlisted in the gravel war by Redmond and Blutarch. Before he was hired he desperately wanted to fight for his country in WW2 despite being rejected by every branch in the military. So he took a boat to Poland and started a Nazi killing spree awarding himself along the way with medals. He soon discovered that the war was already over. From around 1968 he was hired by Redmond and Blutarch who he worked for fighting other mercs for around three years. In 1971 Grey Man took siege on Mannco with Soldier fighting a robot army for around a year.
A high precision version of the standard-issue rocket launcher, the Direct Hit has been engineered from the ground up for Soldiers who have mastered the art of shooting at their targets instead of vaguely near them.
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Trades splash damage for increased speed and power of the rocket
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If you're lucky enough to sport the upper body strength to actually carry this monster, you can guarantee, after firing this half-a-ton hellraiser, it will be the only thing left that's not a smouldering pile of ash.
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Rocket launcher that gains health on hit
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This particular variant has all the bells and whistles befitting an entire front line unit: folding sight, capacity to split into two parts for easier carrying, and a stock that can be comfortably used by one in every 500 soldiers.
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Increases the speed and splash radius in exchange for -20% of the damage from the rockets
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A deadly device by any measure, the Cow Mangler will quantum disentangle Cows, Sheep, Humans and even Demomen!
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Fires light that can be charged up into a fiery explosion
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What is better than killing a man with a highly explosive high velocity projectile launcher? Killing a man with a highly explosive high velocity projectile launcher that YOU HAVE MADE!
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Allows for rapid fire rocket launches in exchange for 3% deviation on fire as well as -20% damage with the rockets
Rockets do no damage in exchange for damage free rocket jumping
Standard shogun that can be upgraded to pierce.
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Admit it: Every so often, you suspect you’re carrying your team... How about motivating those lazy sons of bitches to put on their war face and fight?
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Gives Mini crits after enough rage had been built up
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What is the science behind these miracles of technology? Magic, probably.
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-60% from self blast damage
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Now don't get me wrong, YOU don't need back-up, but please dig deep in that war torn black pea of a heart and feel pity for the rest of your good-for-nothing team. All you need is the Battalion's Backup to give them a helping hand. Just make sure you ain't too busy kicking somebody's ass when they call.
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Gives 10% more health and at full charge will reduce all damage by 35%
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I did not have permission to die!
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Gives passive regeneration and when fully charged gives a 35% speed boost and health back for all attacks.
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This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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-75% less knockback, +200% more control on rocket jumping, 3x falling damage to who ever this lands on.
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Military scientists were at first dumbfounded by the request made by soldiers of the airborne divisions to make a gun with the same firepower in a smaller package. It's usually their job to put vastly more firepower in a package that's the same size or much bigger. Grudgingly the work was completed, and this was the result, a compact shotgun.
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Delpoys 20% faster and does mini crits to all characters knocked into the air
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Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it!
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Fires an energy blast that goes through the target.
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Fall in, men!
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On demand parachute
+50% more bullets, greater accuracy, and deploys 50% faster. In exchange for each bullet doing -20% and each shot becomes less accurate.
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Get close enough to death, and you will become Death himself.
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Increases power the greater damage has taken. Also gives access to the kamikaze attack.
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You have dishonored this entire unit!
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Gain 50% health back on kill. Sheathing the sword without a kill hurts soldier for 25% of his max health.
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Which of you numbnuts let us down?
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+70% more range and gives a speed boost when ever it hits an ally. Does -25% less damage.
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What we can tell you is that all twenty of tonight's winners are going home with a handsome 100% Australium-plated Saxton Hale statuette, which'll look great on your virtual mantle, and even better buried waist-deep in the skull of one of your enemies, since it's also an in-game melee weapon.
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Turns the opponent into gold on kill
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As the soldiers' need for a digging implement for graves, latrines and trenches increased to include hedgerows, shrubberies and officers' golf courses, the Army stepped up development of its standard issue digging tools to make them smaller and more effective.
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Triples the damage while rocket jumping in exchange for -20% firing speed
Turns the opponent into gold on kill
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If you know what's good for ya, you will run!
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Increases speed while this is out in exchange for durability
Can attach to any surface including the opponent
Doubles the damage of all attacks while equipped
Blocks all damage by 50%. Gains a resistance to Plague, Reflect, and Back Stabs
Block reflect power up. Increases Soldier's durability by 40% and reduces all incoming damage by 25%. Returns all damage as health
Doubles the durability of soldier and reflects 80% of all damage taken.
Bullet spread reduced by 90%. Rocket and grenade travel speed increased by 250%. Blast weapon clip size increased by 50%. Explosive projectiles have no radius damage falloff. Immunity to self-blast damage.
Movement speed increases by 1.5x, Grappling hook speed increased, Increases jump height by 1.80x, and no fall damage.
Plague victims bleed to death in 10 seconds and gains 50% resistance to infected attacks
After a bar is filled charge the character will perform a supernova which stuns everyone in the radius
Regenerate health and ammo
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caputus crepitus
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Summons a fireball
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ipsum instantarium
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Fires a ball that when making contact with a surface or an enemy will teleport the user to them. Will also heal the user
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amplus tripudio
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Blasts the user into the air and heals them
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barpo kabalto
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Heals the user for over double their maxim health and gives brief invincibility
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deus invictus
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Summons a ball of bats that if they land will cause bleeding
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pactum diabolus
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Summons 5 exploding pumpkins
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barpo invisium
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Gives 8 seconds of invisibility
Collects the souls of who ever dies from the user.
Weaknesses: He is truly insane, leading to his illogical actions and volatile personality. Because of his low intelligence and common sense, he is also easy to manipulate, trick, or outsmart.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
Kamikaze: The Soldier tosses away his pickaxe, cracks his knuckles, takes a grenade off of his chest sling, thrusts his fist in the air and explodes, killing himself and any nearby enemies, buildings included.
