User:Eldrazi Kido/sandbox

“	Your name is DAVE. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. Your BEDROOM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS. A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR. You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT. What will you do?	„
	~ Introduction Page

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TG: like it is now TG: managing the loops is a balance of careful planning and just rolling with your in the moment decisions TG: and trusting they were the ones you were always supposed to make TG: by now im pretty used to having my intuition woven into the fabric of the alpha timeline

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DAVE: awesome DAVE: datenite with drunky it is DAVE: go apeshit i guess DAVE: uh so DAVE: what should i do here DAVE: you want me to pack up my raps and leave you alone or

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you ever feel like our whole lives are eventually gonna end up like this

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Background

Dave Strider is one of the main characters in Homestuck. He likes being cool and has cool stuff, he also likes to be an ironic ster in which he is and in fact he may even be in his bros level of irony, also he is the third kid to be introduced. He is obsessed with being cool, which manifests itself in his unceasing pursuit of new ironic depths. When the original name "Insufferable Prick" was about to be suggested, he slashed the entry box right in half with a Ninja Sword because he is just way too cool to put up with that.

His Associated Classical Element is Fire, as indicated by his web browser and the weather outside his house, and his Associated Item is Amber.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-A | High 2-B | Low 1-C

Key: Base | God Tier | Ultimate Self

Name: Dave Strider, the Knight of Time, turntechGodhead (screen name), Insufferable Prick (initial joke title), the Cool kid

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Male

Age: 13 at the beginning of the story, 16, 23 years in HS^2

Classification: Human, Sburb Player, Master of Irony | God of Time | Ultimate Being

Attack Potency: Room level | High Multiverse level (Should be on par with God-Tier Rose, I fight against Spades Slick and Jack Noir (Alpha), Managed to very briefly hold off both Bec Noir and the Peregrine Mendicant) | Low Complex Multiverse level+ (Is beyond the boundries of Paradox Space, which includes an innumerable amount of structures that each already contain an infinite amount of timelines, a higher level of existence that the reader resides in, and the Furthest Ring, an infinite void that transcends and encompasses it all. Can't be comprehended by normal beings)

Dimensionality: 3-D | 3-D | 5-D

Travel Speed: Supersonic+ (Comparable to the rest of the base cast.) | Extra-Temporal (Fought against Bec Noir) | Extra-Temporal (Views the concepts of time, space, distance, etc. as an illusion)

Combat Speed: Supersonic+ | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal

Reaction Speed: Supersonic+ | Extra-Temporal | Extra-Temporal

Lifting Strength: Unknown, higher with sylladex (Can store Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text. Can lift large items. Can lift doors of their hinges, bathtubs, and entire cars) | Unknown | Extra-Temporal

Striking Strength: Room level | High Multiverse level | Low Complex Multiverse level+

Durability: Room level | High Multiverse level | Low Complex Multiverse level+

Stamina: Very High | Limitless | Limitless

Range: Extended Melee, Thousands of Kilometers with Telekinesis (Can click things in the west coast from the east coast), High Multiversal with Time Travel | High Multiverse level | Low Complex Multiverse level+

Intelligence: Above Average ( Is a semi-skilled rapper, also is popular by making humorous blogs and the iconic Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.) | Above Average | Cosmic

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Summoning (He can summon Davesprite), Time Travel (He is able to travel through time), Ice Manipulation (froze a monster), limited Fourth Wall and Cosmic Awareness (Aware of how there is a "cosmic authority" (The Director) and knows about how "there are things that shouldn't be changed"), Dimensional Storage (Can store items into their sylladex. Can use multiple items at once), Weapon Mastery (Through their strife specibus), Instinctive Reaction (Shown here), Time Paradox Immunity (Type 1: Exists as a “Paradox Clone”, making them immune to time paradoxes), Telekinesis (Able to “click” on objects and move them around), Law Manipulation (Engaging with enemies will initiate a turn-based RPG styled battle, with characters having entire battle menus; a multi-purpose interface used by the players with commands that'll assist them in combat), Accelerated Development (By climbing the Eccheladder, they gain more control over their aspect), Divine Protection (The MSPA Reader can pick things up for the character and tells them what to do. Made John consider checking the mailbox. Can make characters instantly summon defenses. Installed Sburb Beta for John. Sburb can also protect its players, making the apple telport John to the Incipisphere before the meteor hit. The narrator can tell John if anything useful is in an area. Can prevent John from doing extremely dangerous things),Logic Manipulation (Changed the logic of the Sylladex from "First in, Last Out" to "First in, First Out". Can switch it around at will if he has both cards), Power Modification and Fusionism (Can fuse items together, modifying their purpose, such as turning a hammer into a weapon. Can clean stuff up instantaneously with his sylladex as well. Can merge several items at once and also unmerge them. Merged the Harlequinn Doll with the Kernalsprite), Precognition via Divine Protection (Predicted John burning the Game Bro magazine. Foreshadowed the use of items at a later date), Fate Manipulation via Divine Protection (Made the smoke pellets and Colonel Sassacre's Text the last things in John's inventory, effectively causing a distraction. Made Rose disconnect whilst dragging the bathtub to trap John in his room), Statistics Amplification (By removing the Captchalogue card out of the sylladex, it increases its size), Reality Warping (Downloading SBURB caused reality to be warped and turned into a game. Can manipulate the environment through SBURB), Selective Intangibility (Objects clicked on will phase through objects), Clairvoyance (Can look around all sorts of areas), Pocket Reality Manipulation (Somewhat similar to dimensional storage, but can store things they click on and re-summon them), Duplication (Via "Revise"), Enhanced Senses via Divine Protection (Can tell that the PDA is ringing despite being dimensionally stored), Summoning (Can summon different artifacts), Non-Physical Interaction (The currency they use an interact with are an abstraction and don't exist on the physical plane), Restoration and Size Manipulation (Via Revise, which changes the size of the room), Creation (Totems can create new items. By spending grist, they can create new constructs), BFR (Generated Sburb constructs teleported John in to the Incipisphere), Transmutation and Biological Manipulation (Can "prototype" beings, which changes their appearance and biological functions), Plant Manipulation (Able to recreate trees), Data Manipulation and Subjective Reality (Can turn data into physical objects), Existence Erasure (Type 4: Can delete objects from an abstract plane), Afterimage Creation, Resistance to Heat Manipulation (Can withstand the intense heat of Dave’s sun), Plot Manipulation (Type 5), Mind Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation (Can resists Andrew Hussie’s influence) and Telekinesis (Cannot be clicked on)

All previous powers to a greater extent, Time Manipulation (Has control over the Aspect of Time), Flight (All God-Tiers can fly), Regeneration (At least Mid-Godly: All God-Tiers will revive from death as long as it wasn’t “heroic” or “just”, even after being crushed by the largest source of raw narrative in the multiverse), Immortality (Types 1, 3, and 8: God-Tiers do not age), Invulnerability Negation (Caliborn mentions that his sword acts as a poison that negates his Invulnerability.)

All previous powers to a greater extent, Plot Manipulation (Type 5), Information Manipulation, Data Manipulation and Reality Warping (Ultimate Beings have full control over the narrative, and narrate most of Homestuck^2 and most of the Homestuck epilogues. Can cut through the narrative and code), Abstract Existence (Type 1) and Higher-Dimensional Existence (Ultimate Beings have no true form, as their essence is above all of Paradox Space, and are the manifestations of one's memories and experiences, as well as other aspects of themselves. Views the Four Dimensions as flat), Cosmic Intelligence, Clairvoyance, and Cosmic Awareness (Ultimate Beings can see into an infinite sea of possibility, can see everything, and has full perspective of their aspect), Conceptual Manipulation (Can likely manipulate their aspect), Nondualism (Views the concepts of time, Sex, race, existence, identity, direction, distance, etc. as an illusion), Nonexistent Physiology, Regeneration (High-Godly), Immortality (Types 1, 3, 5, 8, and 9: Is in a varying state of double death and non-double death, which is stated to be antithetical to narrative relevance. If you kill one of it's avatars, as it has infinite bodies, it can simply create another. Transcends all of Paradox Space), Text Manipulation (Can change the color of their text), Possession (Can possess robots to interact with the normal plane), Acausality (Type 5), Nothingness Manipulation (Capable of affecting the Furthest Ring), Avatar Creation and Illusion Creation (Can create avatars of themselves, and can create illusions, such as “Ultimate Barack Obama”), Dream Manipulation (Have shown to be able to enter dreams), Energy Projection (Can cause energy to come out of their hands), BFR (Can teleport beings into lower worlds), Reactive Adaptation (Adapted their body to their Ultimate Self, something a God-Tier can't do), Afterimage Creation (Shown here), Dreaming Existence (Type 2; Sees all of the Furthest Ring as nothing but a mere Illusion), Observation (Type 3), Resistance to Plot Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation (Type 1), Nothingness Manipulation, and Space-Time Manipulation (Supersedes Paradox Space)

Standard Equipment

Katana, Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete, Boonbucks for days, A fresh supply of irony and sick beats, PC, Turntable, Several issues of Gamebro Magazine, Blue Box, Can of "Apple Juice", two copies of Sburb Beta, towel (formerly damp), Ninja Sword

Other

Weaknesses:Puppets, Inability to properly convey emotions Can't get stored items from the back of his sylladex, only being able to get it out if the user has a full sylladex and gets a new item, effectively popping it out, or gets the previous items out first. Sylladexes have a finite capacity and will drop stuff if too much is in it. Once they chose a Strife Specibus, they can't change it, nor can they use another weapon. Can't store massive items. Collecting Captchalogue Cards will not immediately expand his sylladex. Clicking on items has a range from the player. Lifting items require connection. Has a finite amount of "build grist". Lifting massive items via Sburb is either impossible or would require an immense amount of build grist.

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  Beatdown

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  Atomyk Ebonpyre

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  Time On My Side

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  Sburban Reversal

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  Derse Dreamers

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  Temporary

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  Red Disc

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  Pendulum

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  Coolkid

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  Clocksopper

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  Candles and Clockwork (Alpha Version)

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  Beatup

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  Stride

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