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| “ | Andrew Hussie becomes aroused by fans of MS Paint Adventures. Way to break the 4th wall, numbskull! | „ |
| ~ Andrew breaking the fourth wall in Problem Sleuth |
| “ | You're just not listening, are you. | „ |
| ~ AH to GPI |
| “ | How do you expect to kill me... When I am already dead! | „ |
| ~ Andrew to Caliborn |
| “ | It is like I am the kid from the Never Ending Story. I was chased by some bullies into this fucking attic and now I am watching people watching people watching more people kissing and stuff basically forever. How many metalayers removed this story can we get?? This attic is spooky. I wish those bullies would just leave me alone. Later I am going to ride a long magic dog through the sky and fuck their shit up. | „ |
| “ | Got a lot of typing to do. Hope the ribbon holds up. I should probably bust out that shitty drawing of myself again so I can type as quickly as possible. And then, the second most important character in Homestuck positions a shitty drawing of himself in front of a typewriter and writes this recap. I think this typewriter is running out of ribbon ink. Thank God, that white ink is such a pain in the ass to read. Almost as much as these recaps are to write | „ |
| “ | What are you a fucking idiot? Of course I am not Lord English. How dumb would that even be. Jesus this coat is huge. I am swimming in this garish piece of shit. Would ANYBODY fit in this thing??? | „ |
| ~ Andrew explaining to the readers that he is not Lord English. That would be dumb |
| “ | If I have to put up with one more smug meandering interlude in my own story I am going to crack your head open and serve you a heaping bowl full of your downy soft puppet ass. How do you like that for hospitality, Doc?
I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND THAT AS HOSTS GO, I AM SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS. |
„ |
| ~ Andrew to Doc Scratch |
| “ | See? Even that little girl has had enough of your shit. Run, Aradia's ancestor! Run!!!! You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck. Oh don't you flop around at me like that. Are you listening little man?! Booyeah? Hmm. I guess... I guess he is just a limp lifeless puppet when I am around. Like a reverse Calvin and Hobbes kind of thing. That is...
That is a little disturbing.'' |
„ |
| ~ Andrew after killing Doc Scratch |
| “ | Huh? Who? Oh, yeah. Those people. Aren't they all dead? Oh god, you're right! There are still a few characters I haven't killed yet. I almost forgot about them.
I was planning on totally messing with them in the short window of time they're in the same universe as me! Hopefully it isn't too late. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WAIT WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING, THIS IS A COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE REACTION. BESIDES, I AM A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS. |
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| ~ Andrew to the MSPA Readers |
| “ | What's that, English? You look nervous. Could it be you weren't expecting me to know your only vulnerability? You have underestimated my omniscience almost as badly as I overestimate it as a matter of daily routine. Your reign of terror comes to an end here, on this balcony overlooking an enchanted cliffscape host to innumerable gorgeous stallions. How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses. What? You didn't follow that? Just think it over. Think it over... WHILE YOU DIE SHIT SHIT SHIT, OH SHIT. FUCK. SHIT SHIT FUCK, I FORGOT.
What kind of fucking idiot keeps his deudly white magnum loaded with only one tiny cueball??? God damn you, Scratch.'' |
„ |
| ~ Hussie confronting Lord English |
| “ | Ok, that gun looks super deudly. Way deudlier than the one I just threw at you, and I am probably screwed. But there is one thing you probably WEREN'T counting on, and that thing is magic being REAL. Please let magic be real, please let magic be real, please let magic be real. I believe that magic is real right now. I believe so hard in its reality that it is becoming slightly less fake before our very eyes. I believe its fakeness was just a lie coughed up from a dark magician's spurious asshole. I believe in fairies. I believe dragons aren't bullshit. I believe heartily in the giggles of all the cherubs in heaven and the metric tonnes of special stardust they consume each day to fuel their laughter. I believe with the conviction of a million frothing zealots in the combined pranks of a billion leprechauns strong, and in the tiny erections they get from playing them. But most of all, I believe in YOU, Rufio.
God I hope magic is real...'' |
„ |
| “ | Aw fuck who am I kidding magic is fake as shit. I failed you, Rufio. I failed you | „ |
| ~ Death of the Author |
| “ | SNOP. FUCK | „ |
Andrew Hussie is the creator of Team Special Olympics and MS Paint Adventures. His most recent adventure is Homestuck.
Hussie first appears in Problem Sleuth, where he becomes homoerotically interested in his fans. Later, he appears as an actual character in Homestuck to present a first-year recap, appearing in a study on the other side of a fourth wall. The sequence is highly indulgent, and is noted by himself to be a "terrible idea." He is the one who tries to name Jack Noir "Spades Slick," and is shown to be the owner of a certain awesome horse painting. The second recap, which just kind of happens without a prelude, (though it's revealed that the fourth wall we see Hussie through is Jack Noir's missing fourth wall, located in the lab in Jade's house, which had been stolen by Jake Harley.) is completely silly. This silliness was accomplished by using Jack Noir's fourth wall. His next appearance, in Act 5 Act 1, is completely silly. He shows up while watching (through yet another fourth wall) Jack Noir watch himself in the past watch Karkat watch some goddamn troll kids smoochin' each other. This time Hussie is in a troll cosplay – at least until the paint rubs off and one of the horns falls off his headband. He had been chased up into a creepy attic containing a freaky wolf head by some bullies, and stated that he was later going to ride a long magic dog through town and fuck their shit up (these are references to the book The Neverending Story). Under the influence of Vriska Serket, and following an unseen process where he finds Falkor and one of Dave's shirts, he later proceeds to do so. Two more fourth walls have broken, revealing two meta-layers beyond this authorial self-insertion: the MSPA site that has one more story than we do, and a Jailbreak-like place where characters have access to the Strife Specibus and a familiar-looking stump.
Andrew shows up again for the third Homestuck recap, posing as Lord English, wearing felt duds and the cairo overcoat. However, he immediately states that he is in fact not English and points out that everyone falling for his Clever Disguise is indeed stupid. He then hangs the aforementioned coat in front of the fourth wall, so as not to spoil the "little moment" between Jade and Jadesprite. As he's talking to Cal and Ms. Paint, he reveals that Falcor caught rabies since we last saw Hussie, and thus had to be shot behind Hussie's woodshed. ater in the story, but possibly earlier in everyone else's timeline, the young Handmaid turns on the Fifth Wall located in her room, and tries to break it with a chair. Doc Scratch intercepts her efforts, but she turns the wall back on telekinetically. Andrew then takes advantage of that to enter Doc Scratch's apartment by punching through the glass. That's just how he rolls. He sneaks up on Doc Scratch with his discipline broom, and beats him up with it, allowing the Handmaid to escape. He retrieves Disc 2 (from the doc's disturbing limp puppet body), thus allowing the story to continue. Hussie takes Doc Scratch's scrapbook and returns with it to his study, where he's later seen looking through it.
He has stated that his repeated self-insertions will eventually result in a point where he interacts directly with the storyline, but only in a space taking up precisely one yard. This is the same "yellow yard" that Jade mentioned to Karkat, relating to their escape from the scratch, confusing the troll to no end, though Jade knows nothing about Hussie's involvement with it.
In the next appearance, he is now a robot, and expresses that he likes to have all the characters dead. He proceeds to fuck up the story before realizing how fast nanoseconds fly by. On his Tumblr, he refers to his appearance as a robot as a literal form of deus ex machina.
In Act 6 Intermission 2, he appears himself yet again – nursing Spades Slick back to health "like the little bird he is". However, Spades refuses to consume the milk hailing from a centaur-like type of lusus. Also in this insertion, Hussie is wearing a certain pair of horns and a costume, complete with grey face paint–leading to multiple speculations concerning uranianUmbra and Calmasis from post-scratch Rose's Complacency of the Learned. Hussie is then confronted by Lrd English. He attempts to use Scratch's Deudly Magnum to kill English. He realizes too late that the Magnum is out of ammunition, and in a last ditch effort he tries to use magic. It does not work. He is then riddled by bullets from Lrd English's Colorful Rifle, and dies, complete with his own "Dead" tag, confirming it.
After death, Hussie appears as a ghost in dream bubbles. He is seen in Vriska's dream bubble, a desert filled with white hoofbeasts, seemingly unconscious, until he later proposes to Vriska, who had accidentally come across his body, with the Ring of Life. She proceeds to punch him in the face. After Tavrisprite self-destructs, Vriska complains to Tavros about being followed by an orange guy, and Andrew is seen hiding in the background. One can surmise he's been following her ever since she rejected his proposal; however, if Meenah brings him the pretzeled Horse Hitcher in Openbound Part 1, he immediately forgets about Vriska and takes to trailing after Meenah.
In the second part of Openbound, he appears in an Easter egg accessible while playing as Cronus: he emerges from a hidden chest and offers to date Cronus, then reveals the date was merely a ruse designed to let him get near Cronus' seahorse dad and rides it into the air. In the final part, he hides out near Vriska, Tavros and John, trying to figure out how to get his ring back from John. Meenah offers to sell him a ring she stole from Cronus and he pays for it using the entire Kickstarter fund for the Homestuck Adventure Game. While playing as Damara, if you attempt to visit Aranea's exposition booth Hussie will be there instead, offering his own commentary on the pre-scratch trolls. He appears a few times in Vriska's dream bubbles in Act 6 Act 6 and confronts her post-retcon self in Collide, wanting to kill all the characters, but is promptly beaten by her.
Upon entering his game session, Caliborn discovers a network of towers that allows him to speak directly to Hussie through the narrative prompt. Hussie has served as a mentor figure to Caliborn, explaining more information about his game session and providing him with advice on what to do next. He is able to control the background music in this scene, but can by no means control Caliborn, except through mind games, flattery, and trickery (all of which he frequently employs).
For most of his self-insertions (while alive), Hussie has appeared in his mansion, initially presumed to exist outside the canonical universe. Only the study was first seen, but from Act 6 Intermission 2 onwards other rooms were shown, including some sort of infirmary where Spades Slick had lay bedridden, several dozen pantries, a balcony overlooking an ocean, and a gigantic foyer, complete with magnificent horse statues all over the place. The entire building is tinted blue, similar to Doc Scratch's apartment's green color scheme. It is implied that the computer in his study can serve as a terminal for speaking with the kid's exiles - this would explain the source of the captions the exiles get when using their terminals - especially how WV switched to calling John by his name after a caption told him John's name.
Hussie's study is the room in which he writes MSPA comics. It's photoshopped from an image of Andrew Carnegie's study, but contains some other items, such as a cool horse painting and a stuffed Lil Cal, as well as Hussie's computer. At one point, Hussie dresses up in Lrd English-themed clothing, and Ms. Paint (very thoughtfully using overlay mode) paints the study green to match.
This room also contains three fenestrated walls. Two connect to walls that had originally been in B1 and B2's dersite Cubicles of Vigilance. Both of those walls were stolen from their respective Archagents by certain grandparents, to later be found by their grandchildren and used to travel between universes. Hussie positions these walls face each other, separated by a distance of exactly one yard. The third, so-called "5th wall" connects to a wall in a little girl's bedroom in Doc Scratch's apartment. Over the course of Homestuck, each wall is ultimately broken, allowing for passage between the universes that they connect. The mansion stands on a cliffside of red rock overlooking an ocean, as well as an enchanted cliffscape host to innumerable gorgeous stallions. On the horizon, above the water, are the curtain dealies that are sometimes shown at the ends of acts, specifically the six green ones for the sub-acts of Act 6, as well as the titles for the end of year 3, end of year 4, and Homestuck Disk Two. One of these curtains are later seen in Future post-scratch Earth, revealing the location of the mansion.
Tier: 1-B | 8-A
Name: Andrew Hussie
Origin: MS Paint Adventures
Gender: Male
Age: 36 years old at the end of Homestuck, though technically transcends the concept of time
Classification: Author, Transcendent being, "Orange guy", The Prevaricator, Ghost
Attack Potency: Transverse level (Created and controls all of MS Paint Adventure which consists of hierarchy of creators which is made up of stories where the lower ones "never happen" and are non-canon to them, along with transcendence being needed to climb the higher ones. Exists above his own narrative and the characters within it. Effortlessly stomped Doc Scratch) | Multi-City Block level (Fought evenly against Vriska Serket)
Dimensionality: Ad-Infinitum. 3-D as an Avatar
Travel Speed: Extra-Temporal (Caught Doc Scratch by surprise and stomped him. Exists outside of the narrative) | Massively FTL+ (Scaling to Vriska)
Combat Speed: Extra-Temporal | Massively FTL+
Reaction Speed: Extra-Temporal | Massively FTL+
Lifting Strength: Extra-Temporal | Unknown
Striking Strength: Transverse Class | Multi-City Block Class
Durability: Transverse level (Unaffected by anything within the narrative, even when his avatar was shot down by Lord English) | Multi-City Block level (Took several hits from Vriska)
Stamina: Limitless
Range: Transversal (Created and has control over the narrative)
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Omniscience, Cosmic Awareness, Higher-Dimensional Existence, Higher-Dimensional Manipulation, Acausality (Type 5) and Reality Separation (Type 4. Exists outside of his own narrative, having to rely on avatars in order to interact with his world. Was unaffected by everything that had occurred in the story, even when his avatar was shot down by Lord English), Transmutation (Turned Doc Scratch into a lifeless puppet), Avatar Creation (Relies on avatars to interact with his world. His true form exists outside of the narrative), Plot Manipulation (Type 5. Is the Author of MSPA and has total control over everything, even when his avatar met his demise at the hands of Lord English. Accidentally changed the entire Homestuck comic into Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff with a Snop of his fingers), Reality Warping, Space-Time Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Mind Manipulation and Possession (via "==> Be this character" command. Also regularly gives his characters other commands that they follow), Power Nullification (Has prevented Problem Sleuth from activating SEPULCHRITUDE on numerous occasions until it was the right moment), Law Manipulation (Able to engage in a strife, which follows similar mechanics to battles seen in Problem Sleuth), Power Bestowal (Allowed the kids to level up), Physics Manipulation, Perspective Manipulation, Creation, Matter Manipulation, Logic Manipulation, Subjective Reality, Sound Manipulation (Can mute people by turning off "protips"), Time Manipulation (Ditched ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2 and returned back to a previous point in the story before said events happened), Large Size (Type 10), Sburb Player Physiology (Type 3), Summoning, Existence Erasure (Type 4), Irreversible Damage, Immortality Negation (Types 1, 3, and 8), Acausality Negation (Type 5), Regeneration Negation (Mid-Godly), Regeneration (Mid-Godly), Non-Physical Interaction (Can interact with abstract, incorporeal, and nonexistent beings), Fate Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, Abstract Existence (Type 1), Omnipresence (Type 4), Danmaku, Dimensional Travel, Damage Boost, Supernatural Luck, Curse Manipulation, Resistance Negation, Power Modification, Invulnerability, Portal Creation, Immersion, Empathic Manipulation, Sealing (Type 2), BFR, Energy Projection, Dream Manipulation, Paralysis Inducement, Invulnerability negation, Death Manipulation, Fear Manipulation, Elasticity, Teleportation, Nonexistent Physiology (Type 3), Curse Manipulation, Pocket Reality Manipulation, Power Bestowal, Black Hole Creation, Soul Manipulation, Poison Manipulation, Statistics Amplification, Size Manipulation, Accelerated Development, Instinctive Reaction, Duplication, Biological Manipulation, Time Travel, Void Manipulation, Immersion, Absorption, Information Manipulation, Technological Manipulation, Sleep Manipulation, Memory Manipulation, Radiation Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Weather Manipulation, Light Manipulation, Dimensional Storage, Time Stop, Life Manipulation and Healing, Sheer Will, Blood Manipulation, Power Absorption, Resistance to all of those following abilities (Due to being unfazed by anything throughout the series)
Standard Equipment: A broom, various 5th walls, The Hussbot, Kickstarter Money
Intelligence: Omniscient (Created all of MSPA and has described himself as an omniscient being several times within the story)
Weaknesses: He is susceptible to Bullies and has a fear of Mounted Wolf Heads, and Spiders.
Key: Base | Ghost Andrew
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