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“	No matter what form you take, Aku, you will never defeat the side of righteousness!	„
	~ Samurai Jack to Aku

“

They call me... Jack.

„

“	I, too, desire to find my home. You see in days long past, where rockets and robots were nowhere near creation, a young warrior forged into battle with Aku. At the point where victory was imminent, Aku tricked the warrior, and flung him from his own time to a distant time in the future. To reclaim his homeland and undo the evil of Aku, the warrior has to find some sort of time passage home. Such a magic is difficult to find.	„
	~ Samurai Jack telling his story

“	Fifty years have passed, but I do not age. Time has lost its effect on me. Yet the suffering continues. Aku's grasp chokes the past, present and the future. Hope is lost. Got to get back --back to the past. Samurai Jack.	„
	~ Jack's Opening Monologue for Season 5

“	All these years, I have seen so many innocents fall victim to Aku. Kind and decent people. My friends, my family, every one of them. His evil has taken everything I've ever... loved. All I have left... are memories. I do not want you to become just a memory.	„
	~ Samurai Jack talking to Ashi

“	AKU! I will escape from this place and return to the past to destroy you once and for all!	„
	~ Samurai Jack to Aku

“	The pocket you created between time is collapsing. You have lost, Aku.	„
	~ Samurai Jack defeating Aku once and for all

“	I am the lost son of the land that you have pillaged! I am here to reclaim it, for my people, for my father, for my birthright!	„
	~ Samurai Jack to Aku

Background

Statistics

Tier: 6-B

Name: Samurai Jack, The Samurai, Jack, Jackie Blade, Two Sandals the Treacherous

Origin: Samurai Jack

Sex: Male

Age: 25, 75 in Season 5 but doesn't age

Classification: Human, Samurai, Prince

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Country level (Can harm Aku with his sword and break out of his grasp. Could fight on par with Aku who wasn't holding back at the start of the fight^[1] and is stated to possibly be too strong for Aku. Can fight Ashi who is equal to Aku. Him and Mad Jack destroyed a forest in their fight)

Durability: Country level (Can tank hits from Aku)

Striking Strength: Country Class

Lifting Strength: Class 1 (Could lift large boulders and run around with them)

Travel Speed: Superhuman

Combat Speed: FTL (Can tag those who can tag him)

Reaction Speed: FTL (Has dodged lasers and reflected it. Can dodge sunlight)

Stamina: Superhuman (Could fight against The Scotsman for hours)

Range: Standard Melee physically, Extended Melee with the Magic Sword, Hundreds of Meters with guns and bows, Thousands of Kilometers with the Jewel of Neptune, Complex Universal with Time Travel

Intelligence: At least Genius (Jack as a child was trained in Africa with being able to free the village and beat the kidnappers in combat. Was trained by Shaolin Monks in Kung Fu and in sword combat. Has outskilled various bounty hunters. Beat a group of wrestlers who were considered the best, even when they tried ganging up on him. Was able to defeat the Imakandi hunters who are some of the best hunters and defeated a younger Jack^[2]. Is smarter than Aku. Beat The Scotsman in everything)

Powers and Abilities

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Type 1. Due to Aku's time travel spell, Jack does not age), Enhanced Senses (Could dodge arrows without the ability to see), Regeneration (Mid-Low. Could regenerate from multiple wounds^[3]), Martial Arts (Was trainied by Shaolin Monks in Kung Fu), Weapon Usage (Can use swords, guns, etc in combat), Stealth Mastery (Jack is trained in stealth with being able to hide in light), Vehicular Mastery (Could drive and fight on a motorcycle), Accelerated Development (His skills get better overtime with being able to beat a bunch of bounty hunters who defeated him before), Acrobatics (Jack was trained in the art of "Jump Good"), Limited Physics Manipulation (Can double jump), Multilingualism (Speaks English, Japanese, and Egyptian. Likely speaks Norse and Greek), Sheer Will (Even while bleeding and wounded, he is still capable of fighting and moving^[4]), Genius Intelligence, Non-Physical Interaction (Can harm Aku who is made out of shadows), Magic (Jack's sword is magical), Petrification (Jack's Magic Sword petrified Aku), Absorption (Absorbed Aku in his sword), Sealing (Jack's father seald Aku in the Earth), Blessed and Statistics Amplification (Can call upon the power of his ancestors), Power Nullification (Nullified the control the Chritchellites had over the Woolies), Animal Manipulation (Is naturally good with animals and is able to get them to stop attacking), Attack Reflection (Can reflect lasers and can send attacks that were absorbed back^[5]), Instinctive Reaction (Could dodge something in his sleep^[6]), Essence Manipulation (Can physically grab essence^[7]), Pressure Points (Incapped someone with pressure points^[8]), Immortality Negation (Type 3 and 7. Can kill Aku with his sword and zombies), Regeneration Negation (Mid-High. Negated Aku’s regeneration), Electricity Manipulation (With the Lighting Spear), Explosion Manipulation (His machine gun can be used as a bazooka), Astral Projection (Went into the astral plane through mediating), Chi Manipulation (Spiritual Skills allows him to upgrade his spiritual being and use Kiai attacks), Probability Manipulation (Good Luck, Better Luck, and Best Luck increases the probability of items dropping), Statistics Amplification (Can amp himself with items), Fire Manipulation (His sword can burn others), Aura (Can create a aura around himself), Air Manipulation (Can create a mini tornado in one of his finishers), Shockwave Creation (Can create a shockwave in one of his finishers), Healing (Can heal by drinking hot water, eating haggis, and he can heal himself near death with the Gift of the Gods)

Resistance to Gravity Manipulation (Can resist G-Force^[9]), Disease Manipulation (Earth has polluted air and yet he isn't affected by it^[10]), Cold Manipulation (Can fight in the cold while wearing barely any clothes), Sleep Manipulation (Resisted a sleeping dart^[11]), Electricity Manipulation (Can tank being shocked by electricity^[12]), Morality Manipulation (Resisted music that turned turns people evil), Corruption (Resisted Aku’s influence^[13]), Heat Manipulation (Can resist the heat of the desert), Fire Manipulation, Essence Manipulation, Possession, Disease Manipulation (Resisted Aku’s disease in which his evil essence tried to take over Jack’s body^[14]), Pain (Can keep walking even while in pain), Poison Manipulation (Could survive bites from Lazarus-92 which are poisonous)

Self-Sustenance (Type 1. With a spacesuit^[15]), Surface Scaling (The spikes on his shoes allows him to run up walls), Vibration Manipulation and Durability Negation (Has used Scaramouche's dagger), Water Manipulation (With The Jewel of Neptune), Time Travel (The Desert Oasis Jewel and The Crystal of Cagliostro allows Jack to go back into the past), Statistics Amplification (The Jewel of Neptune, The Desert Oasis Jewel, and The Crystal of Cagliostro increase Jack's stats), Explosion Manipulation and Electricity Manipulation (The X-28 and X-49 are electric bombs)

Standard Equipment

*Magic Sword

Lightning Spear
Machine Gun
Club
Assault Rifle
Kaiken
Bamboo Staff
Shuriken
Reaper
Wood Bow
Katana
Naginata
Warhammer
Pistol
Silver Bow
Battle Rifle

*Hot water

Haggis

Gift of the Gods

*Guardian Potion

Bracelet of Sturdiness

Heroic Bracelet of Sturdiness

Guardian Bracelet

Potion of Power

Great Power Bracelet

Heroic Power Bracelet

Great Guardian Bracelet

Heroic Guardian Bracelet

Heart Bracelet

Heroic Heart Bracelet

Luck Bracelet

Great Luck Bracelet

Optional Equipment

*Handgun

Revolver
Nodachi
Beetle Drone Kama
Morning Star
Flamberge
Broadsword
Falchion
Great Samurai Warrior's Sword
Ancient King's Mace
Leaf Spring Bow
Onoyari
Axe
Poleram
Sasaho Yari
Flanged Mace
Spiked Club
Josephine's Parasol
Mallet
X-28
X-49
Scaramouche's dagger

*Ruby

Desert Oasis Jewel

The Jewel of Neptune

The Crystal of Cagliostro

Diamons

*Spacesuit

Notable Techniques

Other

Standard Tactics:

Weaknesses:

Gallery

Battle Records

None.

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“	Samurai Jack! Man, it is good to see you, babe. What took you so long? I decimated this village days ago, just for you. Oh wait, this is you, right? I mean who could recognize you with all that gear, and ruggedness, baby? I'll tell you who: Me! Be-bee-ba-boo-bo-da... Scaramouche the Merciless! The Pied-Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby! Also known as... Aku's most favorite assassin, babe.	„
	~ Scaramouche introducing himself

“

Oh, there it is, babe. The world famous scowl. Well, come on, Sammy baby, whip it out! You know what I'm talking about. That crazy sword of yours. Let's get slicin' and dicin', hackin' and slashin', swingin' and bashin', babe!

„

“	You might have destroyed my magic flute, but you cannot destroy the musical magic that is me, babe!	„
	~ Scaramouche after having his flute destroyed

“

Dig that beautiful sound, baby!

„

“

Hey babe, I told you, I'm Aku's favorite. No one plays the blades like I do. NO ONE!

„

“	Well it's been fun, Jacko, but I've got to move on. Au revoir. That's French for, you're dead babe!	„
	~ Scaramouche after hitting Samurai Jack's blade

“

Whoa, what a freak. Looked like a talking penis

„

Background

Scaramouche the Merciless was an android who used to be Aku's #1 assassin. His specialty was using his (literally) magical voice to battle his foes. He was a recurring antagonist of Season 5.

This dropdown contains the synopsis of Scaramouche’s story. Read at your own risk as you may be spoiled otherwise!
His origin is unknown, but given his similarities to the discontinued X-Models, it is likely that he was created by Aku's evil scientists. This is supported by the fact that he has a smartphone that allowed him to contact Aku anytime he wishes and an access to his lair. By the time Jack reaches the plume of smoke, he arrives at a ruined city, filled with rubble and the corpses of its dead citizens. Jack meets the robot assassin Scaramouche, who claims himself to be Aku's most favored assassin and remarks on Jack's nigh-unrecognizable appearance, including the loss of Jack's sword. In a flashback, Jack recalls his signature weapon falling down a pit as he looks in horror. Laughing, Scaramouche declares that Jack is no threat without his sword, and calls Aku on his mobile phone to make a report, but Jack destroys the phone with a thrown kunai. Somewhat delighted with this turn of events, Scaramouche begins to fight Jack, first by playing a magical flute that forms a golem out of the city's rubble. Jack quickly discovers that Scaramouche can rebuild the golem easily by reanimating more rocks to replace any part he breaks off. Landing among a pile of rocks after destroying the golem, Jack is once again swept up in another hallucination, this time seeing the rocks around him as the children of the city, begging him for help. The mysterious rider, prevalent in his other visions, looks down on the scene. Jack pleads for their understanding, causing Scaramouche to think Jack has gone beaucoup cuckoo. Coming back to reality with a rock to the face, Jack eventually destroys the flute, but Scaramouche reveals that his voice was the true source of his magic. The robot proves his point by scatting. This impromptu singing animates Scaramouche's sword to continue the fight against Jack. While Jack barely dodges the sword's attacks, Scaramouche brings out another blade which opens up like a tuning fork, demonstrating its ability to vibrate at a frequency powerful enough to shatter Jack's own knives. As Scaramouche fights Jack to a standstill, he gloats over his victory, but Jack throws his remaining sword at Scaramouche, still vibrating from clashing with the tuning fork sword. The sword explodes at the last second, severely damaging Scaramouche's vocal chord equivalent, leaving him unable to fight. Scaramouche admits defeat as Jack cleaves him in two with Scaramouche's first blade, after which Jack keeps the tuning fork sword for himself as he leaves. It is revealed that he survived his fight with Jack, but is now decapitated. On waking up, he dances and starts to rejoice whilst singing about his well-being. Upon noticing his broken phone, he remembers the status of Jack's sword and sets off on a mission to contact Aku. Scaramouche hops his way to Heck's Bucket Seaport (the same one the Scotsman and Jack visited during the latter's amnesia). While celebrating his discovery, he ends up being accidentally kicked down a hill by civilians walking past. As he approaches a docked ship, he is stopped by a hulking sailor guard, who directs Scaramouche to a sign that claims No Shirt, No Shoes, No Body - No Entry. Scaramouche tries to use his status as 'Aku's favorite' to get aboard, only for the sailor to point to another sign showing the current leader-board of Aku's favorites (to which Scaramouche has been relegated to 3rd place). Annoyed by his demotion as a favorite, he resolves to prove himself and starts to look for alternate ways in, such as hiding inside a woman's hair (but being seen and thrown out by the sailor), and placing his head on a dog (a new rule claiming No Dog stops him). Ultimately, he manages to strike a deal with a civilian to combine the assassin's head with the civilian's body. The ruse works and he manages to get on board. He is then reminded by the civilian that he is owed 50 credits, but Scaramouche simply replies that Aku will reward him for the information on Jack's sword. Once the civilian leaves, Scaramouche voices his disgust with the shape of the civilian's head, (humorously) claiming it "looks like a talking penis". Once aboard the ship, Scaramouche spend his time relaxing, until he mistakes a female passenger for a waitress and commands her to bring him a drink, therefore angering the woman and causing her to kick Scaramouche towards a wall. Recovering from the assault, he notices a conveniently placed phone booth on the ship, and proceeds to call Aku. As he starts to tell Aku about Jack's sword, Aku responds with a confused voice, unable to hear Scaramouche due to background noise from the other passengers. Scaramouche impatiently orders the passengers to keep their voices down, but ends up offending a group of anthropomorphic dogs, who proceed to throw him overboard. Some time later, Scaramouche takes control of an octopus and finally arrives at Aku's lair, where he informs the Master of Darkness about Jack losing his sword. As a reward, Aku restores his body and they both dance in celebration. Unaware that Jack had recovered his sword, Aku and Scaramouche confronted Jack and Ashi, but after seeing Jack with his sword, Aku quickly turned to Scaramouche with anger, and before Scaramouche could explain himself, Aku exploded his head with his eye beam, killing him once and for all. However, in spite of his death, Scaramouche indirectly caused Aku to realize that Ashi was his biological daughter and corrupted her which caused Jack to admit defeat. After Jack finally returned to the past with Ashi's help to kill Aku, Scaramouche was presumably erased from existence as the Evil Scientists, who likely never became evil due Aku's absence, would have never created him as Aku would have never ordered his construction and serve him due being deceased by that time. However, if the scientists indeed created him, it's possible that Scaramouche still exists in the new future, but as his encounter with Jack never happened, his purpose and possibly his personality were most likely changed.

Statistics

Tier: 6-B

Name: Scaramouche the Merciless, The Pied-Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, Aku's most favorite assassin

Origin: Samurai Jack

Sex: None, referred to as male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Android, Robot, Assasian

Dimensionality: 3-D

Attack Potency: Country level (Could fight against Samurai Jack twice)

Durability: Country level (Could tank hits from Samurai Jack)

Striking Strength: Country Class

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Travel Speed: Superhuman

Combat Speed: FTL (Can tag Samurai Jack)

Reaction Speed: FTL

Stamina: Limitless due to being a robot

Range: Standard Melee physically, Extended Melee with his knife, Hundreds of Meters with Telekinesis and Sound Manipulation

Intelligence: At least Genius in terms of combat (Could fight on par with Samurai Jack and was Aku's number one assassin), Average otherwise